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You Can't Fool The Fat Man Lyrics
Artist: Randy Newman
Album: Little Criminals
Sittin' with the fat man Tryin' to get a loan Talkin' about horses And the women that we've known
He was spittin' on the sidewalk Squintin' into the sun Greetin' all the people Smilin' at everyone
I said "Hey listen Fat Man I just can't get a break Must I pay my whole life long For just one mistake?
"My brother's in the armed forces My sister is in jail Won't you give me fifty dollars So I can pay her bail?"
He said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man No, you can't fool me You're just a two-bit griftet And that's all you'll ever be"
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