Lyrics Depot is your source of lyrics to You Can't Fool The Fat Man by Randy Newman. Please check back for more Randy Newman lyrics.

You Can't Fool The Fat Man Lyrics

Artist: Randy Newman
Album: Little Criminals

Sittin' with the fat man
Tryin' to get a loan
Talkin' about horses
And the women that we've known

He was spittin' on the sidewalk
Squintin' into the sun
Greetin' all the people
Smilin' at everyone

I said "Hey listen Fat Man
I just can't get a break
Must I pay my whole life long
For just one mistake?

"My brother's in the armed forces
My sister is in jail
Won't you give me fifty dollars
So I can pay her bail?"

He said "You Can't Fool The Fat Man
No, you can't fool me
You're just a two-bit griftet
And that's all you'll ever be"


no comments yet

Randy Newman Lyrics
Randy Newman Little Criminals Lyrics

More Randy Newman Music Lyrics:
Randy Newman - Christmas In Capetown Lyrics
Randy Newman - I Love L.A. Lyrics
Randy Newman - I Want Everyone to Like Me Lyrics
Randy Newman - Mr. Sheep Lyrics
Randy Newman - Pants Lyrics
Randy Newman - Rollin Lyrics
Randy Newman - Shame Lyrics
Randy Newman - Sigmund Freud's Impersonation Of Albert Einstein In America Lyrics