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Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics
Artist: Monty Python
A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?
But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?
Singing...
La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.
Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!
Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.
I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.
He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.
Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.
Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]
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Comments/Interpretations
I love Eric the half a bee
thanks for the compliment =D
You guys are a bunch of wankers.
That wasn't funny, Eric.
i am the best. seriously
dear 'your mom' what an enlightened soul you must be. horray for you
I would bee a professional wanker, but no one will pay me for that. Thanks, mom.
I would find myself singing this song even when I didn't know all the lyrics. Now I do and don't feel like such a dumb-ass.
HALF-A-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
hahahahahehehe...half a brain
I love this song so much! Huzzah for Monty Python!
Our mom got "quite irate" 'cause of wanking which proofs that God is She.
assholes haha
i thought this song was about me
but now it doesn't seem to be
so I'll satisfy my egoticity
Elsewhere goodbye-ee-ee
I love this song I requested it at my birthday party. It made me happy and smiley :))
hahahaaaa
a-b-c-d-e-f-g stands for the greatest song ever!
what's not to like about this gr8 song?
whats not 2 like about this gr8 song
this song wanks higher than any in wome .and so does my wife
wa you thwink wossie
big nose !
this is the best song ever and i woch all of ur moves :)
Lol
Most Epic
Great. Now it's going to be stuck in my head all day
I love the logic in the beginning... :)
Facto ipso
If the half that bee the half not is the bee half on behalf of the bee...... Not?
semi-carnally???
You can't love something fully if it is only half there... Hence the 'semi'
he is a cleaner with the government
I've had your mum
Cyril Connelly?
ERIC THE HALF A BEE!!! MWAH HA HA!!!
First half bee in 2014 xD 2 years since last comment...
( Still loving this amazing song )
That half-assed honey hoarder got himself a song, while all I got was a line... life isn't fair.... not by half! *grr*
Saw them at City Center in April 1976 - we had FIRST row, center aisle - WOW
is he me?
Eric The half bee represents the fractured social economic problems plaguing the alphabet. Also the black and yellow stripes represent racial tension between Asians and Africans.
Why do you still look at me?
I'm Eric the one 23rd of a BEE!!!
You like jazz?