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Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

Comments/Interpretations
by bubbly duck on 6/16/2008 2:40pm I love Eric the half a bee
by Eric the half a bee on 7/8/2008 5:46am thanks for the compliment =D
by your mom on 7/23/2008 9:04pm You guys are a bunch of wankers.
by Eric the 2/3 a bee on 7/23/2008 9:08pm That wasn't funny, Eric.

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