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Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

Comments/Interpretations
by bubbly duck on 6/16/2008 2:40pm I love Eric the half a bee
by Eric the half a bee on 7/8/2008 5:46am thanks for the compliment =D
by your mom on 7/23/2008 9:04pm You guys are a bunch of wankers.
by Eric the 2/3 a bee on 7/23/2008 9:08pm That wasn't funny, Eric.
by the best ever man ever on 9/21/2008 3:35am i am the best. seriously
by eric bee on 12/16/2008 3:07pm dear 'your mom' what an enlightened soul you must be. horray for you
by Fatman on 1/7/2009 12:21pm I would bee a professional wanker, but no one will pay me for that. Thanks, mom. I would find myself singing this song even when I didn't know all the lyrics. Now I do and don't feel like such a dumb-ass.
by YAYS! on 2/7/2009 9:07am HALF-A-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
by Coco the half a cow on 2/23/2009 5:12pm hahahahahehehe...half a brain
by Erik the the half an Opera Ghost on 3/6/2009 3:13pm I love this song so much! Huzzah for Monty Python!
by ipso facto on 4/3/2009 2:33am Our mom got "quite irate" 'cause of wanking which proofs that God is She.
by fukin shit on 4/29/2009 1:18pm assholes haha
by eric arthur bee on 7/7/2009 4:11am i thought this song was about me but now it doesn't seem to be so I'll satisfy my egoticity Elsewhere goodbye-ee-ee
by Cyril Connelly on 7/26/2009 4:48pm I love this song I requested it at my birthday party. It made me happy and smiley :))
by bing on 8/6/2009 4:36pm hahahaaaa
by eric the red on 10/2/2009 6:40am a-b-c-d-e-f-g stands for the greatest song ever!
by montypythonrules on 10/21/2009 11:10am what's not to like about this gr8 song?
by montypythonrules on 10/21/2009 12:05pm whats not 2 like about this gr8 song
by elmo1206 on 10/22/2009 7:04am this song wanks higher than any in wome .and so does my wife wa you thwink wossie big nose !

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