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Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?


La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!

Cyril Connelly.


by bubbly duck on 6/16/2008 2:40pm
I love Eric the half a bee
by Eric the half a bee on 7/8/2008 5:46am
thanks for the compliment =D
by your mom on 7/23/2008 9:04pm
You guys are a bunch of wankers.
by Eric the 2/3 a bee on 7/23/2008 9:08pm
That wasn't funny, Eric.
by the best ever man ever on 9/21/2008 3:35am
i am the best. seriously
by eric bee on 12/16/2008 3:07pm
dear 'your mom' what an enlightened soul you must be. horray for you
by Fatman on 1/7/2009 12:21pm
I would bee a professional wanker, but no one will pay me for that. Thanks, mom.
I would find myself singing this song even when I didn't know all the lyrics. Now I do and don't feel like such a dumb-ass.
by YAYS! on 2/7/2009 9:07am
by Coco the half a cow on 2/23/2009 5:12pm
hahahahahehehe...half a brain
by Erik the the half an Opera Ghost on 3/6/2009 3:13pm
I love this song so much! Huzzah for Monty Python!
by ipso facto on 4/3/2009 2:33am
Our mom got "quite irate" 'cause of wanking which proofs that God is She.
by fukin shit on 4/29/2009 1:18pm
assholes haha
by eric arthur bee on 7/7/2009 4:11am
i thought this song was about me
but now it doesn't seem to be
so I'll satisfy my egoticity
Elsewhere goodbye-ee-ee
by Cyril Connelly on 7/26/2009 4:48pm
I love this song I requested it at my birthday party. It made me happy and smiley :))
by bing on 8/6/2009 4:36pm
by eric the red on 10/2/2009 6:40am
a-b-c-d-e-f-g stands for the greatest song ever!
by montypythonrules on 10/21/2009 11:10am
what's not to like about this gr8 song?
by montypythonrules on 10/21/2009 12:05pm
whats not 2 like about this gr8 song
by elmo1206 on 10/22/2009 7:04am
this song wanks higher than any in wome .and so does my wife
wa you thwink wossie
big nose !
by megan newton on 3/27/2010 10:04am
this is the best song ever and i woch all of ur moves :)
by Lol on 10/14/2010 1:44am
by Jonathan the Pi/4 Bee on 12/17/2010 1:12pm
Most Epic
by Leonardhbrown on 6/1/2011 9:02am
Great. Now it's going to be stuck in my head all day
by BEEEEEEEEEE on 6/23/2011 8:24pm
I love the logic in the beginning... :)
by Eric the other half on 6/27/2011 10:17pm
Facto ipso
If the half that bee the half not is the bee half on behalf of the bee...... Not?
by Cyril Connelly on 7/12/2011 9:43am
by Eric on 8/7/2011 1:11am
You can't love something fully if it is only half there... Hence the 'semi'
by willie the wasp on 4/13/2012 2:54pm
he is a cleaner with the government
by Chilli bee on 7/11/2012 1:50pm
I've had your mum
by realy on 7/17/2012 4:31am
Cyril Connelly?
by JohnCleese on 9/18/2012 1:49pm
by My name is actually Erik... on 4/1/2014 2:20pm
First half bee in 2014 xD 2 years since last comment...
( Still loving this amazing song )
by Eric the fruit bat on 4/22/2015 3:09pm
That half-assed honey hoarder got himself a song, while all I got was a line... life isn't fair.... not by half! *grr*
by Hank J on 12/4/2015 4:57pm
Saw them at City Center in April 1976 - we had FIRST row, center aisle - WOW
by boo boo flather on 8/6/2016 12:23pm
is he me?
by Fish license on 5/18/2017 9:45am
Eric The half bee represents the fractured social economic problems plaguing the alphabet. Also the black and yellow stripes represent racial tension between Asians and Africans.
by Eric The 1/23rd A Bee on 7/13/2017 3:59am
Why do you still look at me?
I'm Eric the one 23rd of a BEE!!!
by Barry B. on 3/14/2018 10:01pm
You like jazz?

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