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Eric The Half A Bee Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python

A one... two-- A one... two... three... four...
Half a bee, philosophically,
Must, ipso facto, half not be.
But half the bee has got to be
Vis a vis, its entity. D'you see?

But can a bee be said to be
Or not to be an entire bee
When half the bee is not a bee
Due to some ancient injury?

Singing...

La dee dee, one two three,
Eric the half a bee.
A B C D E F G,
Eric the half a bee.

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee,
Some freak from a menagerie?
No! It's Eric the half a bee!

Fiddle de dum, Fiddle de dee,
Eric the half a bee.
Ho ho ho, tee hee hee,
Eric the half a bee.

I love this hive, employee-ee,
Bisected accidentally,
One summer afternoon by me,
I love him carnally.

He loves him carnally,
Semi-carnally.
The end.

Cyril Connelly?
No; semi-carnally!
Oh.

Cyril Connelly.
[whistling]

Comments/Interpretations

by bubbly duck on 6/16/2008 2:40pm
I love Eric the half a bee

by Eric the half a bee on 7/8/2008 5:46am
thanks for the compliment =D

by your mom on 7/23/2008 9:04pm
You guys are a bunch of wankers.

by Eric the 2/3 a bee on 7/23/2008 9:08pm
That wasn't funny, Eric.

by the best ever man ever on 9/21/2008 3:35am
i am the best. seriously

by eric bee on 12/16/2008 3:07pm
dear 'your mom' what an enlightened soul you must be. horray for you

by YAYS! on 2/7/2009 9:07am
HALF-A-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Coco the half a cow on 2/23/2009 5:12pm
hahahahahehehe...half a brain

by Erik the the half an Opera Ghost on 3/6/2009 3:13pm
I love this song so much! Huzzah for Monty Python!

by ipso facto on 4/3/2009 2:33am
Our mom got "quite irate" 'cause of wanking which proofs that God is She.

by fukin shit on 4/29/2009 1:18pm
assholes haha

by Cyril Connelly on 7/26/2009 4:48pm
I love this song I requested it at my birthday party. It made me happy and smiley :))

by eric the red on 10/2/2009 6:40am
a-b-c-d-e-f-g stands for the greatest song ever!

by montypythonrules on 10/21/2009 11:10am
what's not to like about this gr8 song?

by megan newton on 3/27/2010 10:04am
this is the best song ever and i woch all of ur moves :)

by Lol on 10/14/2010 1:44am
Lol

by Jonathan the Pi/4 Bee on 12/17/2010 1:12pm
Most Epic

by BEEEEEEEEEE on 6/23/2011 8:24pm
I love the logic in the beginning... :)

by Cyril Connelly on 7/12/2011 9:43am
semi-carnally???

by Eric on 8/7/2011 1:11am
You can't love something fully if it is only half there... Hence the 'semi'

by willie the wasp on 4/13/2012 2:54pm
he is a cleaner with the government

by Chilli bee on 7/11/2012 1:50pm
I've had your mum

by realy on 7/17/2012 4:31am
Cyril Connelly?

by JohnCleese on 9/18/2012 1:49pm
ERIC THE HALF A BEE!!! MWAH HA HA!!!

by Eric the fruit bat on 4/22/2015 3:09pm
That half-assed honey hoarder got himself a song, while all I got was a line... life isn't fair.... not by half! *grr*

by Hank J on 12/4/2015 4:57pm
Saw them at City Center in April 1976 - we had FIRST row, center aisle - WOW

by boo boo flather on 8/6/2016 12:23pm
is he me?

by Fish license on 5/18/2017 9:45am
Eric The half bee represents the fractured social economic problems plaguing the alphabet. Also the black and yellow stripes represent racial tension between Asians and Africans.

by Barry B. on 3/14/2018 10:01pm
You like jazz?