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Bruces' Philosophers Song Lyrics
Artist: Monty Python
Album: Sings
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And René Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink, therefore I am
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a bugger when he's pissed
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Comments/Interpretations
i just did a great big greasy pooism, death metal is cool!
monty python owns! i love them!
omg this song is flipping hilarious! i love monty python! :)
um u may want to check out these lyrics u got a bunch of the philosophers wrong but maybe its different in the live version. american beer is like making love in a canoe. . .its fucking close to water
Hmmm I drink therefore I am.
This song was my birthday gift and now my phone song. It is great. I love classical education, but normal circustances. My self, I am very resistant, but the others?
Wonderful.
My question is why/warum: 300 or 3000 papers when 3 three are suficient? That is the problem.
I pity the fool
Australians loved to be lampooned by MP. Their skit on Australian table wine is another classic..yes they were that bad once.
SORRY I HATE DOING THIS BUT I HAVE TO!sorry about this when you are reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! My name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair,many scars no nose or ears..i am dead.if you dont copy this just like from the ring, on 5 more sites.. or..i will appear one dark quiet night when your not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill you. this is no joke something good will happen to you if you post this on 5 more page
was chatting up a philosophy student at a party, whipped out a a spoken word of this, she thought I was insulting her
This helped me remember the major important European philosophers for my philosophy 412 class discussion at Wittenberg.
Thanks guys.
What a hoot! !!