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Penis Song Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python
Album: The Meaning Of Life

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.

Comments/Interpretations
by Lacey on 5/30/2008 7:50pm This is the funniest song ever = ]
by j davis on 6/19/2008 12:57pm I learned the piano part and I'm just waiting until I'm around a bunch of christian republicans so I can burst into song!!
by Jakob on 6/19/2008 2:33pm i digg it
by Natey on 7/8/2008 3:44pm This is hilarious... i sang it at a party during the karaoke when i was supposed to sing a different song and they kicked me out!
by JW on 7/9/2008 7:30pm As a southern "Christian republican" I take offense to the previous comment, and find this song HA-larious.
by shizza on 7/18/2008 12:26pm this song his awwwwwsome
by John thomas on 7/18/2008 2:25pm amen, JW... Same here!
by Marte on 7/18/2008 7:05pm Simply Genial.

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