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Bruces' Philosophy Song Lyrics


Artist: Monty Python
Album: Live At The Hollywood Bowl



Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.



Comments/Interpretations
by Derek on 6/23/2008 7:27pm
I love the Bruce's long live the Python brothers
by Ego on 7/2/2008 6:41am
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer and Hegel,

In some versions they sing something lik

David Hume could out-consume
Georg Friedrich Hegel,
(or good old Friedrich Hegel)
by brad on 7/31/2008 12:33pm
i heard wilhelm frederick heigel
by Fez on 8/20/2008 9:22am
Did the Pythons write the "I'm pink therefore I'm Spam" quote
by python on 12/12/2008 1:59am
I don't really know
by monty pythyon fan on 3/12/2009 6:31pm
there is a lot of contention between;

Schopenhauer and Hegel

and


Schopenhauer and Hegel

depending on the version of the song
by Sean on 4/10/2009 7:21pm
"I drink therefore I am." Best line ever.
by Logan on 9/4/2009 1:05pm
I second Sean

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