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All Things Dull And Ugly Lyrics

Artist: Monty Python
Album: Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album

All things dull and ugly,
All creatures short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their brutish venom.
He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid--
Who made the spikey urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

Comments/Interpretations

by sheila sergeant on 10/16/2008 9:28pm
This is bloody funny

by Georgia on 11/25/2008 10:42am
IS this a blues song

by SHAZZA on 11/26/2008 2:27am
This is bloody Hilarious

by Jane on 1/13/2009 6:11pm
A logical extension from All Things Bright and Beautiful - god has responsibility for all cruel and nasty things in nature as well as the good. If you assume that god exists, that is.

by Esme on 3/12/2009 2:46pm
This is very good and and think that this is so funny.Buts it's true is'nt it

by VintageRevival on 4/5/2009 4:56pm
THIS IS HILLARIOUS!!!

by stunner 112 on 6/23/2009 2:47pm
this is amazing we had to sing all things bright and beautiful church wen we were younger and i sung these words instead lol

by Fit Babe 101 on 8/28/2009 9:37am
Thiis Is Crazy:L

by Delphic Oracle of Oz on 3/11/2010 4:16pm
Thank the gods for Monty Python

by I am a Rock on 12/11/2010 7:58am
The composer Richard Idle is a genius !!!

by donald trump (DA REEL DEAL) on 11/9/2016 6:46am
Your fired

by Pedant on 6/19/2017 8:05am
Actually, it's "You're fired".

by Pedant on 6/19/2017 8:09am
Oh, and by the way, all the dates are wrong. There isn't a 16th month, and so I suspect that "Ponderings" added his comment on 16/9/2012. Just so you Americans know...

by Rosie Marshall on 4/5/2022 2:13am
Comedy, the ultimate sanity in a crazy, mixed-up, complex world of good, bad, and, worst of all, indifference / ignorance. Thank providence for Monty Python.