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Perfect 10 Lyrics
Artist: The Beautiful South
Album: Quench
(Heaton/Rotheray)
She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12
Baby keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16, bustin' out at the seams
It's still love in the first degree
When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace
'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight
If he's extra large well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If he's XXL well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot
The anorexic chicks, the model 6
They don't hold no weight with me
Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine
But I like to hold something I can see
'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight
I've bought a watch, to time your beauty
But I've had to fit a second hand
I've bought a calendar, and every month
Is taken up by lover man
'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight
'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight
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Comments/Interpretations
What a song!!
gotta be a favourite
the song is simply a perfect 10!
brilliant song xx
Made me smile
great lyrics!!! fab!
kool song remids me of florid cuz ur both the best
hey i love most of beautiful south but this 1 as gotta be one of there best, i was brought up with it as my parents love them, ill always love them they rock!!!!! x
love this song gets me smilin every time!!:)
Amazing song!!!
Love it
The best Anti sze zero ever... Beatuiful south This is WOMAN KINDS anthem!!
der song schlechthin für alle verliebte. gruß an magdalena
i love this song!
i masturbate to it
i hate this song.
cos im gay and i hate rachel in the anus.
hahahaa smelly jewish balls
I can't stand the beautiful south and this has to be their worst song ever. And by the way I am a size 16
Just discovered this song a few weeks ago, and it's now one of my favourites!
LOVIN this song so much - but what about the girls who are naturally a 6 and can't do a blind thing about it?!
nice lyrics ;)
x
This song is actually amazing, love it.
It's lines not lies.
Lies doesn't make sense.
One of my favourites - always makes me think of great fremds Carole & Grahame
Clark, lies make perfect sens, you love disguise of woman inperfectness. It's always sweet. Great lyrics!
The ylrics are so dirty! lol
When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace
Talking about d!ck size!
If he's extra large well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
Got to love that! :)
Great song.
I love her body, especially the LINES
I was walking to the tune of this on my way to school this morning. Amazing.
Sat in pub chatting about beautiful south
Great! Btw: it's "...specially the lines...".
sounds very much like "lies", not "lines"...
dgn
Great Song. Beautiful South = Awesome!!! (And The Housemartins!!) :D
The entire chorus is a ripoff of ABBA's Merry Go Round!!!
LISTEN TO THE INTRO REALLY CAREFULLY - I'M SURE SHE IS SAYING "DICK" IN THE BACKGROUND
ANYBODY ELSE HEAR THIS?????
It's a great song! :'D
great song i love it!!!! makes me happy as larry
THIS SONG IS WONDERFULL MAKES ME CRY! IT TOUCHES ME!!!!!!!!!
THIS SONG IS FUCKING SHIT !!!!!!!!
I absolutely love this song , I play it when I'm driving it makes me happy
I punched my dog to death because of this song
Nice song, and have no idea if it's lies or lines, but lies fits it's more cause you say stuff to make your partner happy :) even is they are small down town ;)
The lyric causing dispute is as written "Lies". Paul Heaton, One of the greatest lyrical minds of his generation along with Shane McGowan & Morrissey. This is quite a throwaway pop song and wonderful for that. I like to hold something I can see, too! ;-)
I like it best because it's nice - mainly. But also because it's nice.
I like this song because it's dirty.
This is one of Heaton's best ever lyrics.It nails the whole size zero issue perfectly and on the lyric sheet with the album it says lies not lines!
anorexic chicks are hot
I said get me some CAKE!
The correct spelling isn't 'Time takes it's toll', but 'Time takes ITS toll'.
Also, I'm not sure, but it could be 'Especially the LINES', not 'the lies'.
But hey, a great song and... thanks for the lyrics.
The song is good