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Perfect 10 Lyrics

Artist: The Beautiful South
Album: Quench

(Heaton/Rotheray)
She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12
Baby keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16, bustin' out at the seams
It's still love in the first degree

When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

If he's extra large well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If he's XXL well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot

The anorexic chicks, the model 6
They don't hold no weight with me
Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine
But I like to hold something I can see

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

I've bought a watch, to time your beauty
But I've had to fit a second hand
I've bought a calendar, and every month
Is taken up by lover man

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

Comments/Interpretations
by anon. on 5/31/2008 11:28am What a song!!
by andy taylor on 6/13/2008 9:25am gotta be a favourite
by eta on 6/15/2008 3:39pm the song is simply a perfect 10!
by laura on 6/30/2008 10:46am brilliant song xx
by Jules on 7/1/2008 12:24pm Made me smile
by __codek__ on 7/11/2008 1:28pm great lyrics!!! fab!
by kathryn on 7/19/2008 9:21am kool song remids me of florid cuz ur both the best
by LAURA_666 on 8/18/2008 8:41am hey i love most of beautiful south but this 1 as gotta be one of there best, i was brought up with it as my parents love them, ill always love them they rock!!!!! x
by Jen on 8/24/2008 6:22am love this song gets me smilin every time!!:)
by Laura! on 9/16/2008 1:46pm Amazing song!!! Love it
by linda on 9/18/2008 4:50am The best Anti sze zero ever... Beatuiful south This is WOMAN KINDS anthem!!
by mike on 10/12/2008 4:24am der song schlechthin für alle verliebte. gruß an magdalena
by downs on 11/26/2008 1:44pm i love this song! i masturbate to it
by one can on 11/26/2008 2:58pm i hate this song. cos im gay and i hate rachel in the anus. hahahaa smelly jewish balls
by Pip on 12/3/2008 9:53am I can't stand the beautiful south and this has to be their worst song ever. And by the way I am a size 16
by Mark on 12/5/2008 4:09am Just discovered this song a few weeks ago, and it's now one of my favourites!
by Anon on 12/8/2008 5:12pm LOVIN this song so much - but what about the girls who are naturally a 6 and can't do a blind thing about it?!
by louisee.x on 12/12/2008 3:35am nice lyrics ;) x
by Jasmine (L) on 12/13/2008 12:32pm This song is actually amazing, love it.
by Clark on 1/17/2009 3:21pm It's lines not lies. Lies doesn't make sense.
by Julie S on 2/13/2009 5:53pm One of my favourites - always makes me think of great fremds Carole & Grahame
by Jerry on 6/6/2009 3:53am Clark, lies make perfect sens, you love disguise of woman inperfectness. It's always sweet. Great lyrics!
by tom on 10/3/2009 12:52pm The ylrics are so dirty! lol When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8 You wanna see the smile on my face And even at my door, with a poor poor 4 There ain't no man can replace Talking about d!ck size!
by Emma on 11/5/2009 10:08am If he's extra large well I'm in charge I can work this thing on top Got to love that! :)
by Haggis on 12/18/2009 6:07am Great song. I love her body, especially the LINES
by Georgie griffiths on 1/12/2010 5:16pm I was walking to the tune of this on my way to school this morning. Amazing.
by Pauly and shell on 4/16/2010 9:22am Sat in pub chatting about beautiful south
by TheToastmaster on 4/20/2010 4:04pm Great! Btw: it's "...specially the lines...".
by another one on 5/6/2010 12:43pm sounds very much like "lies", not "lines"...
by xfgng on 5/11/2010 5:32am dgn
by Joe on 6/10/2010 8:31am Great Song. Beautiful South = Awesome!!! (And The Housemartins!!) :D
by Saqib on 8/24/2010 3:41am The entire chorus is a ripoff of ABBA's Merry Go Round!!!
by WUMPH on 9/17/2010 7:33am LISTEN TO THE INTRO REALLY CAREFULLY - I'M SURE SHE IS SAYING "DICK" IN THE BACKGROUND ANYBODY ELSE HEAR THIS?????
by Dan B on 2/24/2011 6:41am It's a great song! :'D
by courtney on 6/15/2011 4:31am great song i love it!!!! makes me happy as larry
by MOLLY on 6/15/2011 4:32am THIS SONG IS WONDERFULL MAKES ME CRY! IT TOUCHES ME!!!!!!!!!
by Osama bin lahden on 6/15/2011 4:33am THIS SONG IS FUCKING SHIT !!!!!!!!
by Pammy hardy on 11/3/2011 12:17am I absolutely love this song , I play it when I'm driving it makes me happy
by Jeremy Clarkson on 1/5/2012 5:23am I punched my dog to death because of this song
by Swedish sara on 1/24/2012 9:58pm Nice song, and have no idea if it's lies or lines, but lies fits it's more cause you say stuff to make your partner happy :) even is they are small down town ;)
by The Grunch on 1/31/2012 2:00am The lyric causing dispute is as written "Lies". Paul Heaton, One of the greatest lyrical minds of his generation along with Shane McGowan & Morrissey. This is quite a throwaway pop song and wonderful for that. I like to hold something I can see, too! ;-)
by Tiny Minge on 2/10/2012 4:41pm I like it best because it's nice - mainly. But also because it's nice.
by :) on 4/11/2012 9:30am I like this song because it's dirty.
by Supermodel Superficial on 5/18/2012 5:42am This is one of Heaton's best ever lyrics.It nails the whole size zero issue perfectly and on the lyric sheet with the album it says lies not lines!
by cat on 7/31/2012 7:52pm anorexic chicks are hot
by Adele on 2/13/2013 12:57am I said get me some CAKE!

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