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Perfect 10 Lyrics

Artist: The Beautiful South
Album: Quench

(Heaton/Rotheray)
She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12
Baby keep a little 2 for me
She could be sweet 16, bustin' out at the seams
It's still love in the first degree

When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door, with a poor poor 4
There ain't no man can replace

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

If he's extra large well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If he's XXL well what the hell
Every penny don't fit the slot

The anorexic chicks, the model 6
They don't hold no weight with me
Well 8 or 9, well that's just fine
But I like to hold something I can see

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

I've bought a watch, to time your beauty
But I've had to fit a second hand
I've bought a calendar, and every month
Is taken up by lover man

'Cause we love our love,
in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

Comments/Interpretations
by anon. on 5/31/2008 11:28am What a song!!
by andy taylor on 6/13/2008 9:25am gotta be a favourite
by eta on 6/15/2008 3:39pm the song is simply a perfect 10!
by laura on 6/30/2008 10:46am brilliant song xx
by Jules on 7/1/2008 12:24pm Made me smile
by __codek__ on 7/11/2008 1:28pm great lyrics!!! fab!
by kathryn on 7/19/2008 9:21am kool song remids me of florid cuz ur both the best
by LAURA_666 on 8/18/2008 8:41am hey i love most of beautiful south but this 1 as gotta be one of there best, i was brought up with it as my parents love them, ill always love them they rock!!!!! x
by Jen on 8/24/2008 6:22am love this song gets me smilin every time!!:)
by Laura! on 9/16/2008 1:46pm Amazing song!!! Love it
by linda on 9/18/2008 4:50am The best Anti sze zero ever... Beatuiful south This is WOMAN KINDS anthem!!
by mike on 10/12/2008 4:24am der song schlechthin für alle verliebte. gruß an magdalena
by downs on 11/26/2008 1:44pm i love this song! i masturbate to it
by one can on 11/26/2008 2:58pm i hate this song. cos im gay and i hate rachel in the anus. hahahaa smelly jewish balls
by Pip on 12/3/2008 9:53am I can't stand the beautiful south and this has to be their worst song ever. And by the way I am a size 16
by Mark on 12/5/2008 4:09am Just discovered this song a few weeks ago, and it's now one of my favourites!
by Anon on 12/8/2008 5:12pm LOVIN this song so much - but what about the girls who are naturally a 6 and can't do a blind thing about it?!
by louisee.x on 12/12/2008 3:35am nice lyrics ;) x
by Jasmine (L) on 12/13/2008 12:32pm This song is actually amazing, love it.
by Clark on 1/17/2009 3:21pm It's lines not lies. Lies doesn't make sense.
by Julie S on 2/13/2009 5:53pm One of my favourites - always makes me think of great fremds Carole & Grahame
by Jerry on 6/6/2009 3:53am Clark, lies make perfect sens, you love disguise of woman inperfectness. It's always sweet. Great lyrics!
by tom on 10/3/2009 12:52pm The ylrics are so dirty! lol When he's at my gate, with a big fat 8 You wanna see the smile on my face And even at my door, with a poor poor 4 There ain't no man can replace Talking about d!ck size!
by Emma on 11/5/2009 10:08am If he's extra large well I'm in charge I can work this thing on top Got to love that! :)
by Haggis on 12/18/2009 6:07am Great song. I love her body, especially the LINES
by Georgie griffiths on 1/12/2010 5:16pm I was walking to the tune of this on my way to school this morning. Amazing.
by Pauly and shell on 4/16/2010 9:22am Sat in pub chatting about beautiful south
by TheToastmaster on 4/20/2010 4:04pm Great! Btw: it's "...specially the lines...".
by another one on 5/6/2010 12:43pm sounds very much like "lies", not "lines"...
by xfgng on 5/11/2010 5:32am dgn
by Joe on 6/10/2010 8:31am Great Song. Beautiful South = Awesome!!! (And The Housemartins!!) :D
by Saqib on 8/24/2010 3:41am The entire chorus is a ripoff of ABBA's Merry Go Round!!!
by WUMPH on 9/17/2010 7:33am LISTEN TO THE INTRO REALLY CAREFULLY - I'M SURE SHE IS SAYING "DICK" IN THE BACKGROUND ANYBODY ELSE HEAR THIS?????
by Dan B on 2/24/2011 6:41am It's a great song! :'D
by courtney on 6/15/2011 4:31am great song i love it!!!! makes me happy as larry
by MOLLY on 6/15/2011 4:32am THIS SONG IS WONDERFULL MAKES ME CRY! IT TOUCHES ME!!!!!!!!!
by Osama bin lahden on 6/15/2011 4:33am THIS SONG IS FUCKING SHIT !!!!!!!!
by Pammy hardy on 11/3/2011 12:17am I absolutely love this song , I play it when I'm driving it makes me happy
by Jeremy Clarkson on 1/5/2012 5:23am I punched my dog to death because of this song
by Swedish sara on 1/24/2012 9:58pm Nice song, and have no idea if it's lies or lines, but lies fits it's more cause you say stuff to make your partner happy :) even is they are small down town ;)
by The Grunch on 1/31/2012 2:00am The lyric causing dispute is as written "Lies". Paul Heaton, One of the greatest lyrical minds of his generation along with Shane McGowan & Morrissey. This is quite a throwaway pop song and wonderful for that. I like to hold something I can see, too! ;-)
by Tiny Minge on 2/10/2012 4:41pm I like it best because it's nice - mainly. But also because it's nice.
by :) on 4/11/2012 9:30am I like this song because it's dirty.
by Supermodel Superficial on 5/18/2012 5:42am This is one of Heaton's best ever lyrics.It nails the whole size zero issue perfectly and on the lyric sheet with the album it says lies not lines!

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