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THE FEZ Lyrics

Artist: Steely Dan
Album: Royal Scam

No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Ain't never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man

No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
Don't make me do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am please understand

Comments/Interpretations

by steel brush on 7/24/2008 2:55am
the fez is a condom
by Major Dude on 8/13/2008 8:47pm
I think you're right.
by mike on 11/7/2009 9:09pm
Ur dumb. The fez is a hat.
by bob on 3/20/2011 10:39am
it is a hat
by bumpy on 7/19/2011 10:58am
maybe it's a coat... cuz it's cold outside?
by John Gadeikis on 10/9/2011 6:33pm
A "Fez" is one of those round raised hats with a flat top that Middle Eastern men wear, kinda looks like one of those "Shriner" hats. Once you see a photo of the Fez and read the lyrics you're gonna crack up laughing!!
by DJ Dyspeptic on 12/18/2011 2:19pm
Well of course a fez is a hat, but the joke in this song is that it IS an alias for condom. B (or was it F?) confirmed this in an interview way back when. Where do you put a fez? On your head, of course. Hilarious!
by Danholio on 2/18/2014 1:25pm
My first-grade son asked me about, "These fez hats." After laughing like an idiot for 10 minutes I finally showed him a photo of the Middle Eastern hat. I'll let him in on this song several years down the road from now.
by Dan Fan on 11/19/2015 10:04am
The Steely Dan as you should all know by now is a rubber dicky and the Fez is a war helmet for all the unsightly groupies those ugly SOB's attracted in the free-for-all 70's








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