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misMOSH Lyrics

Artist: Former Fat Boys
Album: Rocky Loves Emily

all you celebrities that open your mouths
SHUT THE FUCK UP or Get the Fuck Out
we pay you to act sing compete rap dance or fuck
so stick strictly to that, silently collect your buck
cuz our patience has worn thin
we aren't entertained
this mismosh of malarkey
can not be sustained
it must not go unchecked,
it was our families slain
show America some respect
and I'll show you the same

this song is the release of all my frustration
to say pishposh a mismosh of misinformation
at presence of piles of pop culture layed out
and a million celebrity march against what Americas about
but bottom-line is that Cali and NY
do not, like they think, represent you and i
so I won't think cuz you bought my CD its my right
to tell you lies about what to believe in your political life
Now I'll start this off, with a fart and a cough
So you know I'm still the ass i was, that I ain't gone soft
and your probably surprised a bit that I sway to the right
but relax for a second let me do my thing with this mic
I'm not saying the red's right, I'm not saying the blue's bad
but open your eyes and take a look at the map
the whole damn things red, blood red, and looking county by county
well its basically a wash, red destroys, except in big cities
and there's two reasons for me being here with you today
the first is to make statements that you can let fall where they may
the other's to say, no to plead, beg, and implore
that celebrities shut the fuck up about things like the war
is that no one, even me, write these political songs anymore

Now myself a red, I feel I must come out firing
cuz I hate Blacks, Jews, Women, Firemen, and the environment
I hate kids, I hate old people, Mexicans, Muslims
I hate apple pie and the beach boys, but Big Oil I love em
I love forcing my religion on atheists that hate god
I hate killing babies and love taxing those that ain't got
give to the rich and I say straight fuck the poorest
I got plans for a great house so burn down the rainforest
cuz that's what these celebrities would have you believe
with their million dollar watches, pet causes, oh please
we weren't poor, cuz my dad worked an 80 hour week
and before studied his ass off to earn three degrees
these celebrities earn millions in the time it takes me to pee
they've got nothing but free time so they yellin at me
you hypocrites with Prada handbags you go plant a tree
see the reason they all have these causes they love
ain't cuz they love them they love having causes because
it makes them seem less out of our league
makes them feel ok for their greed
and they yell at George bush for being a rich son of a bitch
at least he didn't marry twice for money, he was already rich
high school dropouts and graduates you're famous and hot
but you're opinions are worthless, thank god for fox
at least they admit their biased when they talk
unlike every other liberal station that pretends its not

i'm not here to be the Rush Limbaugh of rap
i'm not gonna suggest you all go live in France
and the morons who think that this isn't the best
fucking country worldwide, just look at the rest
liberals whining bout losing, how you're Canada bound
the grass is always greener you'll all be comin back down
or you won't an you'll wait a year to see a physician
unless your a celebrity up there, so here's the truth listen
the reason these yo yos in Hollywood say the worlds great
is wherever they go, they're loved, people fall at their feet
i respect the amendments, i believe number one
but have sense to censor yourself if you're gonna sound dumb
do not speak to me about the war in Iraq
unless you've read what I've read
unless you've seen it in black
cuz attacks on the patriot act
are just smoke, and news doesn't come from Rolling Stone or the Daily Show
cuz the worlds not a bad place because of the US
its a bad place cuz there's folks out there called terrorists
they hate for the sake of hating the infidels
and we add fuel to their fire by hating ourselves
i'm almost a teen, but I ain't up for bein duped
by some Hollywood pundits, who've got more than their due
and can't handle the truth, Michael Moron I mean you
cuz this country fucking owes you a unanimous FUCK YOU
and if you're wondering for real why we had 9/11
Clinton and the UN, pansies, and didn't uphold resolutions
win without war, sure
when you make films without gore
cuz in ten years you'll give yourselves Oscars, for actin out this war

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