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My Name Is... Lyrics

Artist: Eminem
Album: The Slim Shady LP

Hi! My name is (what?) name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?) name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second...

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted"
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off

Hi! My name is (what?) name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?) name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
Only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, kill'n pedestrians

Rap'n lesbians while they're screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy's wife passed so asked for my autograph
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!

Hi! My name is (what?) name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?) name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere.)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi! My name is (what?) name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?) name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady


by player99 on 6/5/2008 1:27pm
by rachel on 6/6/2008 11:16am
that song is so coolcoolcoolcoolcool
by darkrain on 7/22/2008 10:57am
1 of my faverotie eminem songs
by ahbalsdjf on 12/23/2008 8:28pm
you got it wrong its "my english teacher wanted to flunk my in juniour high thanks alot next semester i'll be 35" but good job
by <3 on 1/31/2009 9:46am
haha,i love this songg, but cheaa you got some wordss wronggg.
by .. on 2/24/2009 11:16pm
wow alot of words wrong
by sabhrina on 3/6/2009 4:22am
i like emineum very much the way he raps that is awesome and kool so kp it up mnm hope u'll come up with ur new energy with 50 cent
by mynameisslimshadygrl123 on 3/27/2009 7:14pm
i freakin luv this song and yeah sadly it is "my english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high thanks alot next semester ill be 35" but its still sweet!!!!
by la la la no on 5/27/2009 6:37pm
wow. too many words wrong. E- on listening to the words.
by im so cool. on 5/28/2009 2:36pm
ahbalsdjf your an idiot and your wrong... but good job
by yoyo yo on 6/8/2009 4:42pm
#1 fan 4ever!!!
by jawnee balogna on 6/15/2009 7:59pm
i fuck fat chicks
by Maddie on 10/1/2009 4:59pm
He made different versions of this song... I have both versions. ? I don't know
by Dutt on 11/15/2009 7:48pm
my english teacher wanted to flunk my in juniour high thanks alot next semester i'll be 35. thats how it really is.
by bigboob on 12/7/2009 4:40pm
he sexed me
by mitch-ditch on 1/1/2010 5:00pm
lol this song is FUCKING FUNNEY XD
by R on 1/9/2010 6:58am
no he dindt put any words wrong there are several versions of this song
by swf on 3/7/2010 1:49am
you're all wankers did you know there's different versions of the song so they're not wrong.
and by the why would you search for lyrics if you knew them because you're all trying to correct him!
I mean you're all proper saddos WTF!
by Fender on 4/2/2010 1:28pm
This version is better anyways.
by COWGIRL on 5/13/2010 6:13pm
lol i love this song... i sholdnt though cuz im a kid! HAHAHa!!!
by slim shady fan #1 on 9/17/2010 12:21pm
this fuckin song is the best in the whole fuckin world
by chyeah on 9/21/2010 6:50pm
Love it :)
by julia paniagua on 10/25/2010 6:52pm
HA HA HA well i think is funny so it was so funny but that eminem is silly from details
by Your mum on 10/31/2010 1:54pm
Sick tune.
by D on 12/6/2010 7:17pm
There are diferent versions of the song peolple.......but good lyrics
by fuc on 12/24/2010 3:01pm
eminim suks hahahaha
by @ahbalsdjf on 3/30/2011 10:55pm
by bryan on 5/3/2011 8:17am
come on you cant even get one song correct i come to this site and read lyrics to rap them but the mostly wrong but awsome song
by mr.mANDm on 11/3/2011 9:32pm
theres more than 1 verison
by on 11/23/2011 7:09am
by Sid on 12/29/2011 7:34pm
the lyrics arent wront theres different versions of the song
by Lil z on 2/22/2012 8:12pm
The number one fan since 2007
by Eva on 3/4/2012 2:24pm
I think you'd say that this is the slightly dirtier version of the song... one of the few websites with this version.
by wTf on 5/8/2012 11:18am
stupeds amerikans fack fack
by gothshady/eminemlover on 6/13/2012 6:17pm
sorry, but u got to many words rong
by fuck you bieber on 12/29/2012 11:54pm

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