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My Name Is... Lyrics

Artist: Eminem
Album: The Slim Shady LP

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

Ahem...excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class for one second...

Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead."
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted"
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
Only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, kill'n pedestrians

Rap'n lesbians while they're screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
99% of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
This guy's wife passed so asked for my autograph
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,
I just drank a fifth of vodka...dare me to drive? (Go 'head.)
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere.)
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS!
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
I'm steamin' mad (Arrrggghhh!)
And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah.)
Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had

Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady

Comments/Interpretations
by player99 on 6/5/2008 1:27pm lol
by rachel on 6/6/2008 11:16am that song is so coolcoolcoolcoolcool
by darkrain on 7/22/2008 10:57am 1 of my faverotie eminem songs
by ahbalsdjf on 12/23/2008 8:28pm you got it wrong its "my english teacher wanted to flunk my in juniour high thanks alot next semester i'll be 35" but good job
by <3 on 1/31/2009 9:46am haha,i love this songg, but cheaa you got some wordss wronggg.
by .. on 2/24/2009 11:16pm wow alot of words wrong
by sabhrina on 3/6/2009 4:22am i like emineum very much the way he raps that is awesome and kool so kp it up mnm hope u'll come up with ur new energy with 50 cent
by mynameisslimshadygrl123 on 3/27/2009 7:14pm i freakin luv this song and yeah sadly it is "my english teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high thanks alot next semester ill be 35" but its still sweet!!!!
by la la la no on 5/27/2009 6:37pm wow. too many words wrong. E- on listening to the words.
by im so cool. on 5/28/2009 2:36pm ahbalsdjf your an idiot and your wrong... but good job
by yoyo yo on 6/8/2009 4:42pm #1 fan 4ever!!!
by jawnee balogna on 6/15/2009 7:59pm i fuck fat chicks

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