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Big Weenie Lyrics

Artist: Eminem
Album: Encore

[Intro]
(Talking)
I don't understand..
Why are you bein so mean!?
You're a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 1]
Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
I'm going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes - close em'
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next 4 and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why you're so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make you who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
Syke, I'm kidding I just wanted to see if you're still listening
Ok now I need your un-divided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this,
Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever there's conversations why am I always mentioned?
I been dying to ask, it's been itching at me
Is it just because...

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 2]
Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line
I was going to say something extremly important
But I forgot who or what it was
I fucked up,
Syke, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didin't
That's just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I FUCKED up ain't it?
That I could bust one take
Without lookin at no paper
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth ok
You're drooling, you have tooth decay
You're mouth is open,
You're disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch,
A bunch of sweets or somethin
What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
You're tooth is rottin through the gum
Your breath stinks,
Want to chew some gum?
[Yes I do sir what am I on?]
You sir are on ??
[Marshall I'm so jealous of you
Please say you won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarassed
I'm just absolutely terrified
That someone's gonna find out
Why I'm saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
Mean things, is my own insecurities!!]

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

[Verse 3]
Alright now we, we're going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like
When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like
Wanna check to see? Here's a mirror
Notice the resemblance here?
Wait let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how bout' now
What do you have in common?
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on em'
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you
I know you're not happy,
I know you'd much rather see my lying
In the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
There's no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
Why are you even doin this to yourself?
It's pointless,
Why do we have to keep on going through this?
This is torturous
My point is this, that if you say mean things,
You're weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is..

[Chorus]
You're just jealous of me
Cause you, you just can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause you're a meany, a meany
But it's only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause it's too easy to see
You're really just a big weenie, big weenie

Fuck off my dick

Comments/Interpretations

by amanda rivera on 5/14/2008 8:27am
i love eminem and this song is sooooooo fuckin funny

by Matthew on 5/15/2008 5:42pm
Yerrrp. The word for the first question mark (?)is "shit". This is said in the background in between the words "I" and "I", Where it says, "Now I, (shit) I just flubbed a line". The words for the second and third question marks are "Truth Serum".... it makes you tell the truth, which is why the guy starts admitting that he's jealous of Eminem. And yea, this song is hilarious, especiallly the part about "what the fuck'd you eat for lunch?" LMAO =]

by Kyd on 6/11/2008 9:19am
Eminem takes rap 2 a new level of dissing! Ppl think he is stealing rap from blacks but really he is raising the bar!

by Maxie on 7/1/2008 1:49am
I love all his songs he is the best white rapper ever not that their is slot of them but if their was he would be the most entertaning out of all of the others his songs make sense in a stupid yet entertaning way one if my favorites is puke just loose it my name is and this one their are others like evil deeds but those are the only names I remember oh and without me ........... Enjoy his brillance

by brittany on 7/1/2008 2:15pm
i love eminem!! he is the best rapper ever

by ya mum on 7/8/2008 5:03am
eminem is the funniest and best rapper behind 2pac, he needs to come back to rap and help it before it dies basically

by Laura on 7/30/2008 3:37am
Omg Why Do yhoo Say The Best White Rapper? It's Coz u Fink Pakis Are Better Yhoo Nobs

by sizzackle fulopleriun on 7/31/2008 10:27pm
i love this guy. he's a genius. best rapper ever.

by emine is legend. on 8/31/2008 3:13pm
He the rapper. it dont matter if he white, he is sikkkk. i love him mann. his lyrics are the best like. peace peace peace slim. everyone peace to slim.

by angelo on 9/4/2008 1:47pm
Eminem rocks and it will always stay that way!

by maxine on 9/26/2008 5:59am
Eminem is hot and fucking awesome i cant wait for his new album

by eggs on 10/28/2008 3:13pm
You're lyrics are wack

by prominent on 11/4/2008 12:43pm
Charlene, you're awful

by KarmaTiger on 11/11/2008 5:03pm
the word 'syke' is properly spelled psyche. As in to psyche someone out, getting into their mind.

by wambam on 11/12/2008 10:17pm
eggs you spelt "your" wrong

by werd on 11/25/2008 5:25pm
Who is em dissin in this song? Is it benzino???? O and yes I fuckin love this song too!!

by boomchikawahwah on 11/26/2008 6:19pm
ok, who GIVES a shit about spelling anyway lol? don't get all honor student on me!! this is about a RAP song, not language arts!

by dfs on 12/17/2008 10:18am
damn this white nigga is the best motherfucka on the scene

by james on 3/18/2009 2:22pm
?? = truth serum

by EMINEM FAN on 3/19/2009 1:50pm
he's just the best rapper i ever listened to ;)

by xxlizterxx on 3/21/2009 10:05pm
you r really just a big weenie!! xD

by Lauren on 3/31/2009 9:11pm
It's Psych, not Syke!!!

by chris on 4/15/2009 6:48pm
anybody else rapping this would sound stupid but eminem is such a genius that he ties it all together

by Ashboo(: on 10/19/2009 9:48pm
This song is MADD funnnyy!!! I love eminem he's my hubby(:

by Rudolph on 11/10/2009 1:44pm
Dope bit! keep it up m0'fucker u so the best!!!

by Smartbadboy on 12/4/2009 3:31pm
he's just the best

by Rob on 4/15/2010 1:20am
eminem #1 rapper all time, tupac and big don't compare.

by antoine on 5/23/2010 1:31am
eminem is a great rapper but like 50 cent better

by crazy4codym on 6/28/2010 6:41pm
omg.. i love this song.. he is my idol.. geez.. and the best thing about it is.. that.. im friends with his daughter.. haha. I LOVE YOU EMINEM..

by stef xx on 7/19/2010 8:47pm
i love candy

by i luv u xo on 7/19/2010 9:13pm
hahaha fuck these comments are funny! i know aye Eminem is soo hot! ( his body is awesome)!! i love this song!

by kane.pollock on 7/27/2010 11:22pm
mad songs bos

by M n M on 8/25/2010 6:50pm
Fuck you all eminem is high and im also high

by Paulombia on 9/6/2010 6:47pm
Eminem rocks,he raps but need rehab.lov u slim pibibity cock-A-Poo-poo.keep it up.by shady

by Paulombia on 9/6/2010 6:49pm
Eminem rocks,he raps but need rehab.lov u slim pibibity cock-A-Poo-poo.keep it up.by shady blaze eater

by esther on 10/13/2010 8:30am
What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch? sickest sentence ever :D

by PaulaWala on 10/18/2010 6:46am
He says meanings in his song his right people talk about people cause they feel bad about themselves. You sir are a genuis.

by �min3m on 10/20/2010 10:08am
Thnx 2 ol ma fans...!!!

by ponoyi on 11/9/2010 10:20am
#1 rapper,multi-talented,just,crazy in love,fack,mosh....he gud on chorus,outstanding on ryhming.shit u drive me crazy

by bankaifarts on 2/6/2011 12:52pm
PIPPTY COCK A POO POO

by nigstix on 2/14/2011 1:45am
sick nigga

by Absiinthe on 7/22/2011 9:11am
Eminem Best rapper Encore Best Album

by big guy on 7/23/2011 8:52am
my nigga eminem is clever like a motha fuck.......can't no other rapper level up to my nigga

by L3mmy on 4/5/2012 2:45am
No ways,this guy's jus tha illest!!toy soldiers been ma favryt,is Dr.Dre his bff??

by Z Breeze on 5/16/2012 8:02pm
Psych; I'm kidding � I just wanted to see if you were still listening.

by m in m on 10/3/2012 12:13am
Good lyrics, but isn't it "an" idiot ?