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Star Wars Cantina Lyrics

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic


(Help me Obi-wan Kenobi, you're my only hope)
(R2-D2)
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
with a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near
so R2-D2 found Ben Kenobi, (Obi-Wan)
He'd have to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellions hands,
So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan
So they stopped into Mos Eisly to have a drink with Han

At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars.

(Oona Koota Solo?)
His name was Solo (Han solo), he was a pilot
with a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
there with Chewbacca, he was a Wookie,
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan about the Millennium Falcon,
docking bay ninety four(ninety four), stormtroopers at the door
With a flash of Bens lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor

At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (Mos Eisly Spaceport, you will never
find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy,
we must be cautious)

His name was Yoda, he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad and by the way he's Luke's dad,
Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off
In that galaxy far far away, Luke has had a lousy day,
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene,
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine

At the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina
The weirdest creatures you've ever seena
Here at the Star Wars, Star Wars cantina,
music and blasters and old Jedi masters
at the Star Wars. (The Force will be with you...always)

The Star Wars...
The Star Wars cantina...
The Star Wars...
The Star Wars cantina...
Comments/Interpretations
by Antoids on 5/16/2008 12:18am
Not by Weird Al. He's not the only person who can write a parody song, you know. Written by Richard Cheese. Yes, Dick Cheese.
by Jake on 7/6/2008 1:22am
It's by Mark Jonathan Davis. Seriously, Weird Al is not the only parodist out there. It doesn't even sound like him. But everyone automatically assumes that if there's a song with re-written lyrics, it must be Weird Al's. I love Weird Al, but it's just annoying when people attribute other people's work to him.
by Not fucking weird al. on 9/21/2008 8:33pm
Seriously, change it already.
by Eddie on 5/5/2010 8:54am
Barry Manilow is the one who sings it you dorks.
by Barry Manilow on 5/22/2010 2:03pm
I'm the one who sings it you dorks.
by not weird al on 7/12/2010 10:59am
this is totally richard cheese!
by PsuedoNam on 12/15/2010 5:12pm
You're all dumb, this is sung by Eddie Vedder, DUUUUHHHH
by vghfgfht on 1/22/2011 10:23am
hillarious
by annoyed on 12/8/2011 5:09pm
more than 3 years after it's been mentioned this still hasn't been fixed. This is not a Weird Al song. Created AND SUNG by Mark Jonathan Davis who is often known by his stage name Richard Cheese.
by armor on 12/11/2011 7:43pm
dumb people this Richard Cheese.
by An irked Fan on 7/26/2012 10:38pm
This is RICHARD CHEESE, not Weird Al. Not all covers are Weird Al.
by Richard Cheese on 10/3/2012 3:20pm
True people, my parody...
by DShum on 12/27/2012 4:17pm
That was pretty funny.
by luv d song on 4/30/2013 6:41pm
Its still a good song no matter who did it!
by dick cheese on 5/19/2014 10:31pm
Not weird al


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