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No Substitute Lyrics

Artist: TV Theme Songs
Album: South Park: Chef Aid

Chef Aid รข- South Park Album: No Substitute/Oh Kathie Lee Lyrics

You know Kathie Lee... you are a very special woman.
I don't mean special in a Mary Tyler-Moore way...
Or an extra-value meal at Happy Burger way...
No, I mean special... Like the song of the hummingbird
As it gets ready to find that female hummingbird,
And make sweet love to it, all night long.
Just two hummingbirds moaning' and groanin'
And letting their bodies caress, and touch each other, in ecstasy.
Slowly, the male hummingbird gets behind the female hummingbird,
And eases his way into her golden valley, gliding gently,
In and out,
In and out... ooh,
In and out... 2 hummingbirds doin' it doggy style all night long.
Until finally the male hummingbird screams with passion...
And lets his little humming gravy fly all over the nest... Yeah...
And it makes... me wanna... It makes me wanna sing this special song for you,
Yeah baby... Yeah Mama.

Oh Kathie Lee, you're such a special woman to me!
How I'd love to lay you down...
And lick every inch of your bodaay with my tongue!
Kathie Lee, you're my sexual fantasy
How 'bout you and me... get it together and make sweet love!

'Cos nobody can take your place, no way they can match your face, no!
You got it goin' on in a way so clear... I just wanna buy you a beer!
I thought maybe tonight at 7:30 or something,
I could come by and uh...

Pick you up in my caaaaarrr...
(No Substitute) No Substitute for you,
(No Substitute) No baby there's...
(No Substitute) for your girl,
(No Substitute) for you now!

I know you love my body so much,
It's something you can't help but touch, whooo!
I might let you if you promise to be gentle...

Now I'm gettin' all sentimental...
Maybe tonight after pickin' you up in my car, we can park down over by the gas station that closed 2 weeks ago, and make love in the back seat and...

Drop you off at hooome...
(No Substitute) No Substitute for you,
(No Substitute) No baby there's...
(No Substitute) come on ladies sing!
(No Substitute) for you now!

Now you remember our 2 hummingbirds? Well, after their night of passion,
The male hummingbird couldn't sleep late...
All he could think about was that incredible night
When feathers were flyin' all over the place,
And beaks were where they shouldn't be.
So he put his beak lips together and whistles a song...
Calling that female hummingbird back for another night of fire!
Just like I'm calling for you, baby... (whistles!)
Hey, get yo' ass over here for some good lovin'!

There's only one word that can describe you...
You're a Flippity-Floppity-Hotchy-Mama-whoo-whoo!
You've got everything I ever wanted...

...My metaphors have all been exhausted!
So what say you and I forget about this singin' and songin'
And act like a couple of hummingbirds ourselves...

And get down to some businessss...
(No Substitute) No Substitute for you,
(No, no, no Substitute!) No baby there's...
(No Substitute) for you girl
(No substitute) for you...
(No-no-no-no-no-no-Substitute) for you girl!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Fabulous Chef-ettes !
(No) No (No) Sub (Sub) sti (tute) for (you) Ba (by)
No (No)
No-no-no (No) for you girl...
(No Substitute) No Substitute
(No Substitute) for you... Kathie Leeeee! Yeah!
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