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I'm a Playa Lyrics

Artist: Too Short

[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain' with no marriage and a weddin' ring,
I be a player fo' life so where's my wife,
prob'ly at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
'cause she must be smokin' and I'm not jokin'
Too Short baby comin' straight from Oakland,
Got way mo' bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
'cause I can give you a bitch who wouldn't give you joint,
Bitches ain' shit and now I made my point,
so you can light that weed,
while I spit this rap,
and tell you 'bout a player from way back,
I was only fourteen when I first got my dick sucked,
now I'm grown up and I really like to bust nuts,
Gittin' freaky in the right situations,
You wanna rap well that's a nice occupation,
To git pussy when you want 'n how you want it foo'
'cause I was fuckin' ugly hoes back in high schoo'
I used to fuck young-ass hoes,
Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes,
Now I fuck top notch bitches,
Tellin' stories 'bout rags to riches,
'bout a pimp named Shorty from the Oakland set,
Been mackin' fo' years 'n ain't fell of yet,
So if you ever see me rollin' in my drop top caddy,
throw a peace sign and say hey pimp daddy!
'cause I never would fron' on my folks,
I slow down and let the gold diggers count my spokes,
Bitches come a dime a dozen,
So don't get mad when I fuck your cousin,
your two sisters, I even fuck your ex-bitch,
Short Dog in the house with some player shit...

[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

All the fake players peep game from the real,
Player hatin' lover tell me how do ya feel,
When you front to the homies how you grind 'em,
Look fo' a tramp, but you can't find 'em,
You got one girlfriend you see her every night,
comin' around the partners, lyin' about your life,
Looked at your watch it said six twenty-two,
Cut to the house and said baby I love you,
Can't act like a mack like playboy Sho'
an' the rest of the macks in the streets of the O bitch!
Comin' up we learn how to freak these hoes,
and when your through gittin' yours then you shake these hoes,
and when your older, it's nothin' but a routine,
Makin' G's everyday workin' blue jeans,
I know I seen it before,
I see it again,
Young tender saying Short would you be my man...

[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

Yeeeah there's alot of fake players out there
talkin' bad about Ant Banks, you know what I'm sayin'
But hey ain' trippin up
Short Dog, what you do about them player haters

Try 'n stay away from Kriss Kross imitators,
Put ya in a cross 'cause they really jus' haters,
I thought you knew, Short Dog is a player,
Born to mack, 'n got bitches everywhere,
I ride around town in my clean-ass cars,
Screenin' these hoes like movie stars,
Checkin' my traps like a dirty rat,
I was born to mack,
I'm hookin' hoes like crack, I be a monkey on your back bitch,
Until you kick that Short Dog habit got you on my dick,
and even though I can't fuck you every day,
that's 'cause I got another bitch aroun' the way,
We can all get together on a late night,
cut to the house hook somethin' up real tight,
I really don't care,
cause I'm a player...

[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]
[I'm a player and I'm playin' jus' the bass]

Comments/Interpretations

by Jusstiinee on 6/9/2008 9:58am
straiight upp gee song ! =)
by troublez on 8/28/2008 4:24pm
this shit is tight i listen to dis song every day
by Shaddogg on 10/13/2008 4:41pm
Now ds right here is some smoking G's for realz shit!!!!
by dazeddone on 10/19/2008 5:51pm
so true! a G gotta do what Gs do. i guess
by OSNAP! on 10/29/2008 10:19pm
TOO SHORT!
by f l a w l e s s on 11/11/2008 2:12am
This Is My Song For Life.
Gotta Love It.
"I'm A Player"
by IVI A C K I N on 11/18/2008 10:33am
Hell yea Player Fo Realz Son
by doom on 1/14/2009 11:58am
that wat its cuzz
by mizz.crazzy on 1/26/2009 4:54pm
thiz soxg hella go nikka...
by EL CAPONEE on 3/12/2009 5:26pm
THATS ME
by C00KiE DAWqqZ. on 4/14/2009 1:56pm
yUP TiGHt ASS SONqq RIGHt HERE
by ced on 7/5/2009 11:57am
only real players understand this music
by crazylazygirl on 7/10/2009 4:00pm
thats right tell it like it is!
by CRAZYPUSSY on 7/31/2009 7:31pm
FINGER MY BUTT HOLE LIKE 123
by gtown on 8/30/2009 1:03am
fucken cherry ass song serio!1
by Noodles<33 on 9/13/2009 12:44am
Fuck yeea!!
Too Short thats wassup!!
Im a player por vida..best belive..

..lmao..
by Jimmy Beans on 9/18/2009 2:33pm
Ya know Short wrote this song bout me. Its hard out there in the game, ya know. I got so many btches, i dont know what to do with em all, like Short. This song sums up my life in the streets of the AK. Alaska mother fckers. What you know bout that snow, that dog sledding, that daily grind we call shovelin.
by william on 9/24/2009 5:53pm
danmm dis songis da shit!!! why don't they make songs like dis no more? we need more of dis and less of ur a jerk! Am I right?
by West Coast on 1/23/2010 11:22pm
player ? yessir ! (:
by STOKER 928 on 1/28/2010 2:39pm
fuck ur a jerk its all about im a playa FUCK CANDY RAP
by Julia on 1/31/2010 11:50am
LOVE THIS SONG!!!! EXPECIALLY THE PART "i was only 14 when i first got my dick suckd" funny shit man!!
by lezzzab on 2/27/2010 4:40pm
this is a tight ass Song exclusively 4 all da' playas
by CabraKingz on 6/17/2010 2:32am
ahhh shiittt love bumpin this tune!!
by cokebottle shawty on 6/24/2010 2:01am
Yea I agree wit william whY Can't They makE songZ LYke this no more...This is most def the shit I like TO heaR
by Cody Blake on 7/1/2010 1:09pm
This song is pretty bad ass
by Oh-2-Da-Mar on 7/18/2010 4:02am
"Used to be broke and didn't have no clothes" yep that's how it was for me. Short knows wats up
by D.L on 7/31/2010 6:02am
One of the best.....
by LiZZisAplayer on 9/9/2010 1:19am
i could listen to this song all dayy
by Dopeman on 12/28/2010 12:57am
Too short fans unite!!!!
by BiTCHASSNiGGA on 2/27/2011 6:34pm
Im a Player Fo'Life So Wheres My Wifee Hhaha 2Short Bee Kiliinqq Ihtt<333
by Ri$kyy$xxLaadieee ? on 4/1/2011 12:16pm
damn thiss is like thee besttest s0nq i kn0e ever w0rdd in thee firstt versee mee and dthee homegirls alwayss battleee 0fff shaowwww ! <33
by Omaha playa on 4/19/2011 4:03pm
Straight Pimp game anthem.....I listen to this anytime I need a brush up on the pimp game. It works.
by laaaila. on 8/15/2011 3:01pm
yeeeeeee das wussssup
by e on 9/15/2011 1:25am
Good fucking song, the lyrics above got some mistakes though.
by Beaner307 on 10/24/2011 12:24pm
i really dont care
cause im a player...
by Mike the Pimp on 11/10/2011 5:22pm
bumpin Too $hort till I die
by playin ass playa on 11/15/2011 8:09pm
Super OG dope for real playin. Short dog in the house with some playa shit way back in the day when I was a shorty my self BOOOYAAHHHKKAA!!!!!!
by pimp boo831 on 1/19/2012 12:51am
im a playyaa an im playen jusxt to
playy baby pimpin these fuckaszx
all day everyday homieszx ::
by comptonprettyboiswaggg on 2/24/2012 7:06pm
hell yea im a player fo-life
by Dutch Player on 5/9/2012 1:41pm
Still listen to this shit right here! Love to Short Dogg from Holland!
by ethiopian playa on 6/22/2012 11:17pm
playa for life !!!
by Ap on 9/28/2012 11:44am
So if u ever see me rollin in ma drop top caddy throw a peace sign say hey pimp daddy!
by biatch on 5/18/2014 12:25pm
jeez this music is for players you get me wanker i got dick sucked when i was 14








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