Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again Lyrics

Artist: The Locust
Album: Plague Soundscapes

What came first the chicken or the moron?
I'd say the moron potty trained or not.

I wipe your ass you scratch my back

Go ahead and continue to
think about your genitalia
but before you speak, before you think,
Hemorrhoid is a two lane highway

americana memorabilia
-homophobic hillbilly hieroglyphics
ready the probe and ready the stove
at the Branding center my cheesbro'

Plus or minus three percent points
(variance of ignorant humans)
but I'd have to say that there are
many more in retro sewage

I wipe your ass you scratch my back

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