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Right Turn Clyde Lyrics

Artist: The Bloodhound Gang
Album: Hooray For Boobies

Times New Roman you know the type
Calling me Public Enemy but don't believe the hype
Tough guy like the one in "Star 80" wanna bait me
Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me
Gave your girl a little wink so you make a big stink
Shoulder's got a chip so you flip like a Tiddlywink
Know what I think? I think you might be Darwin's missing link
Get all bent out of shape when the heat is on just like a Shrinky Dink
Bet I can take a hint better than I can take a hit
Completely incompatible though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
How can you hold a grudge when you can't even hold a job?
Should have known butter but you're not corn on the cob
I choose to use a song for a weapon not a sword struck a chord
If I wanted to see stars I'll watch the "Academy Awards"
That's why I ran like a Flock Of Seagulls why make-up like Mary Kay?
You must've given up on hair plugs â'cause now you're going toupee

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Mama said talk this out and resolve
Don't wanna be involved so gimme a call when you evolve
Doggy paddle to the shallow end of the gene pool
Half with it half wit half finished high school
Give you a piece of my mind but I know you want it splattered
Heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like â'em battered
Wife beater perfectly fitting apparel
Where's your brother Daryl? Where's your other brother Daryl?
Givin' me that Macho Man Randy Savage stare
Wanna snap into a Slim Jim break my limbs but do I care?
No sorry I'm a lover not a fighter commit your crime
I'll be glad to do your girlfriend I'll be glad that you do time
Here's the deal I cop a feel you cop a plea but get the maximum
Now we both got records but the difference is mine's platinum
Definitely showed this yellow bellied wimp limp in your cell now though alone
When you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking on this chicken's bone

All in all you're just another dick with no balls
All in all you're just another dick with no balls

Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde
Right turn Clyde

Comments/Interpretations
by jelly on 6/3/2008 10:08pm this is an awsome song, cant beat it.
by Biggie J on 6/19/2008 3:55pm I beat it on a regular basis.... but yes the song is good too :)
by PoopShooter on 7/10/2008 1:05pm this is awwsuuum
by moses on 11/4/2008 1:05am songs like this are the reason I love the bloodhound gang
by Cainy Pop on 11/25/2008 5:53am Bloodhound gang,, Hmmm,, I think they are fucking amazing. This, Ralph Wiggum and Magna Cum Nada has to be there best songs
by killllla on 11/30/2008 1:16pm ha wheres ur brother daryl wheres ur other brother daryl how fuckin great r they
by Stompin a mudhole in your ass... on 1/15/2009 8:46pm ROCK ON...
by Digitz on 2/23/2009 2:59am great song, awesome beats, awesome lyrics.. these guys are great....
by thomas on 3/11/2009 9:19pm there fun live too
by luka, slovenia on 3/24/2009 2:13am the opera end rules :)
by David on 4/19/2009 7:15pm I like the part where they mirror "Bring the Boys Back Home" even if they are bastardizing all of "another brick in the wall"
by Tyler on 7/4/2009 1:56am David, when do they mirror "Bring the Boys Back Home"?
by Toni on 7/28/2009 3:41pm ha yeah saw em live 3 times... best song is "shut up" from -one fierce beercoaster
by criss on 9/6/2009 9:19am they do the bring the boys home in. the opera part at the end

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