Lyrics Depot is your source of lyrics to Mope by The Bloodhound Gang. Please check back for more The Bloodhound Gang lyrics.

Mope Lyrics

Artist: The Bloodhound Gang
Album: Hooray For Boobies

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa
that ain't with us no mo.
Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.
Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug
that never seen it comin'.
Yeah, Tupac Shakur.
Nah bitch, I'm talkin' รข'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit.
What? Falco?

Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus
Rock me Amadeus

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies"
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!"
Three O' Clock on the dot time to cruise for Eighth graders
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later
Reruns of Rerun so "What's Happening?"
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom
I watch "Cops" with no pants on

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?
I like to pretend I'm speed reading
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing
Don't need a shower today just some Brut by Faberge
Smell the ass of my jeans clean they'll do another day
And I recycle I sniff my own farts
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums
When you wanna cum

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man drugs are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy shit!

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes
Deader than the parents on a "Party of Five"
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill
Not going nowhere slim chance we will
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood
Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it
Relax don't do it when you wanna cum

Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni
Holy macaroni

Comments/Interpretations

by mss85 on 5/19/2008 4:51pm
this is awsum shit
by crushade on 6/29/2008 9:48am
y r shit mss85
by The Notorious P.I.G on 7/8/2008 1:16am
Fucking faggots.
by ken from tarn on 7/12/2008 2:02pm
i hate germans
by Better then you on 7/21/2008 2:23am
Fuck yeh!
by Shannon LaCorte on 7/26/2008 7:15am
Who ever wrote these lyrics got some of them incorrect. For example, the part above where it says, "Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing". The lyric actually is, "Never lose sight of the girlies sneezing". Makes a lot more sense, doesn't it? Sure.
by me on 8/3/2008 10:04pm
yup
by cdizzle on 8/24/2008 4:51pm
shannon, you're a tard, i'm reading the lyrics from the jacket, and it is "never lose sight of the thrill of sneezing"
by josh on 8/24/2008 9:57pm
i love this song
by tinyt309 on 9/2/2008 4:09pm
bloodhound gang rules mother fuckheads
by xD u guys whom comment suck ass on 9/5/2008 4:43pm
lols u guys suck ass at commenting
by lolz on 9/13/2008 6:23am
yea.. well.. i see..
by walace on 9/29/2008 2:45pm
Juste fuckin' lovin' it! <3
by sydzeta on 10/23/2008 12:17pm
cool song mtf.
by Your mum is 1 fat biatch on 11/6/2008 2:01pm
FUCKIN WANKAS
by wooooow on 11/13/2008 2:00pm
u guys r retards x] this song is better then u <:O
by roflcopters for the engineers on 11/29/2008 10:46pm
Lol.
by Deutsche Juden on 12/5/2008 8:56pm
Dude, this song is the shit. Even if the lyrics are incorrect who gives a shit! Just pop some ritalin and watch everything turn in euphoria!!!
by Cuntox on 1/14/2009 5:44pm
people who post comment here are fucktards with no life.
by fuckthsystem on 1/17/2009 8:48pm
shannon...fuck off .youre wrong..this song kicks ass so all of you can suck a big black hairy cock if you dont like it.
by YOU SUCK on 1/17/2009 10:20pm
BG ROCKSfbvb
bitchtits
by you are all dumb on 1/22/2009 10:51am
see above
by Mary_Davis on 1/26/2009 11:42pm
I masturbate to this song
by pac man on 2/4/2009 1:18am
I play spin the bottle with my mom.
by Figure1337 on 2/5/2009 6:43pm
Holy shit did this song just have a huge comeback or what!

Everyone posting hard on this....
by ur dad on 2/6/2009 2:08pm
This song is like awesume. Really lmao'd on the pacman part
by Anonypod on 2/12/2009 1:27pm
FIRST!!!!*!11*!*1!!*1
by ioooop on 2/18/2009 7:27pm
hahahah
yeahhh come back!!!!!
just lob it
by joe on 2/24/2009 7:32pm
Holy macaronie
by daniel on 3/4/2009 1:39pm
uh you wanna be my macaronie joe <3
by Tasty Chicken on 3/5/2009 5:26pm
Whoa! Holy shit!

Motherfuckers!
by floo on 3/18/2009 2:09pm
grugs are bad!
eeeah x)))
by kill ze JEWZ! on 3/20/2009 6:19pm
KILL ZE JEWZ!!!
by Holey Macaroni!!! on 4/10/2009 11:58pm
If you like this song,( and really WANs kick the shut out of everyone who dissis it), copy this:

Rock Me Amadeus!!

by no name[: on 4/12/2009 8:19pm
Holy macaroni.
ahaha, this song cracks me up!
i love it[:
by Johnny Quest on 4/23/2009 3:52pm
Shannon LaCorte fails at life. You need to kill yourself to do the world a favor.
by 1 2 3 NOT LAUGHING on 7/27/2009 5:48pm
OMG SPIDEERZ //[o,..,o]//
by Kirsten on 8/14/2009 6:02pm
This song is quite lovely despite the bad rep its getting from some. Relax...! I just heard it for the first time yesterday and it's great to just drive around playing it loudly and scare old people. And pac man can't help it. Ppl are always feeding him those little little asteroid things. Who knows. They could be very addictive. He has a problem.
by the french on 8/19/2009 4:43pm
i just do love this song . Anyway if i don t understand every part of it.
we need this music with no restrictions
by Glok on 12/16/2009 7:31am
I lovez it!!! =D
by Smith & Wesson on 3/13/2010 11:57am
Zzzzzzzzzz...
by Falco on 8/3/2010 7:36pm
This song is for Falco, and he was sooooo good!
by wait what? on 9/20/2010 6:58am
should my balls be burning?
by great white mope on 10/9/2010 9:06pm
definitely the thrill of sneezing. the video clearly has a guy sneezing so it couldn't be the girlies sneezing... duh.
by pac-man lover on 11/17/2010 5:03pm
this is an insult to the spirit of pac-man
by Clancy on 11/28/2010 2:03am
Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is motherfuckers?
by kouns on 2/2/2011 5:07pm
this song is the shit! I was in the shittiest mood and i just turned it up and fucked shit up!
by mighty tighty whitey on 4/18/2011 12:01am
best song evar GEEZUS








Related:
The Bloodhound Gang Lyrics
The Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies Lyrics

More The Bloodhound Gang Music Lyrics:
The Bloodhound Gang - A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying Lyrics
The Bloodhound Gang - Boom Lyrics
The Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn Lyrics
The Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) Lyrics
The Bloodhound Gang - Right Turn Clyde Lyrics
The Bloodhound Gang - Shut Up Lyrics
The Bloodhound Gang - Your Only Friends Are Make Believe Lyrics