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Don't Marry Her Lyrics

Artist: The Beautiful South
Album: Blue Is The Colour

(Heaton/Rotheray)
Think of you with pipe and slippers
Think of her in bed
Laying there just watching telly
Then think of me instead

I'll never grow so old and flabby
That could never be
Don't marry her, fuck me

And your love light shines like cardboard
But your work shoes are glistening
She's a PhD in "I told you so"
You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"

She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
Then slowly raise her knee
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

Those lovely Sunday mornings
With breakfast brought in bed
Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
Trying to peck your head

Those birds will peck your soul out
And throw away the key
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the kitchen's always tidy
And the bathroom's always clean
She's a diploma in "just hiding things"
You've a first in "low esteem"

When your socks smell of angels
But your life smells of Brie
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
And you realise you can't make it anyway
You have to wash the car
Take the kiddies to the park
Don't marry her, fuck me

Comments/Interpretations
by Laufearless on 5/17/2008 6:36am I love this song! My family used to sing all these songs on road trips lol
by teigan arthur on 5/30/2008 3:43am i really like this song me and my dad always listened to it and we thought of sue in manea in cambrigde xxxx
by jodie on 5/30/2008 10:54am WOW!
by Little69 on 6/5/2008 5:51pm One of my all time favourites.
by john on 6/20/2008 11:07am it is have me not fuck me!
by tash on 6/23/2008 1:43pm it is 'fuck me' but on the radio they play the 'have me' version
by Tony on 6/23/2008 1:48pm The original was fuck me, but had to be changed for radio play...
by D on 6/23/2008 7:35pm John - that's just the radio edit. In the original album version, it is fuck me.
by Jeffrey Wrobel on 7/10/2008 11:40pm Gee, John, you're a sheltered soul. The Beautiful South play music that would make a yuppie stop and listen, but their words go way over their heads (John) and their phrases cut deep. Superior songsmanship. Check out Rotterdam, 36D, and Prettiest Eyes. If you're a fan, you already have.
by paula Darling on 8/16/2008 2:21pm will be using this to walk up the isle on the 19th may
by Ads on 8/30/2008 3:54pm wow amazing
by amanda on 9/10/2008 6:45am my boyfriend just break up with me for another girl, and this is the only song that makes me happy
by big joe glasgow on 9/28/2008 3:09am smashin song
by John W. on 10/29/2008 9:03am I know how the guys feels, I should have fucked the first one and not married the other!
by rachel on 1/16/2009 3:20pm i love this song me n my cousin made up our own version thats really funny lol!
by will C on 1/27/2009 5:10am Jeffrey Wrobel - wow - i looked up those songs you said, i wasn't a fan of BF, but i am now....
by callum on 2/16/2009 3:49pm were it says think of me it sounds like finger me instead lol
by Ben on 5/29/2009 9:40am Haha that's right Callum!!
by Rowiie on 6/3/2009 2:00pm I love this song its amazing ox. I got it no my phone :) Verry good ox. Nice to sing as well xo.
by Paul on 7/12/2009 2:12am I've recently bumped into an ex who has been singing this to me, just found this site after looking for the lyrics. She may have a point lol
by David on 7/18/2009 4:17pm is it a lover or a prostitute? I think is the second, because of 'I'll never grow so old and flabby That could never be'.
by Chris on 8/11/2009 5:01am It is 'Fuck me', not 'Have me'.
by Marie on 8/12/2009 3:26pm This is a brilliant song, but I have one version on my mp3 and the other version on cd which I play in car with the kids.
by alex on 9/26/2009 5:04pm i always used to listen to the beautiful south with my dad when i was about 5 and i remember all the songs :) he always used to skip this one though...now i know why!!! lol x
by U on 10/27/2009 6:05am This is my life...
by beth on 10/28/2009 11:04am i agree with callum thats why i looked up the lyrics after i heard it!

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