Lyrics Depot
Lyrics » Tankard Lyrics » Stone Cold Sober Lyrics
Find Song Lyrics:



Lyrics Depot is your source of lyrics to Stone Cold Sober by Tankard. Please check back for more Tankard lyrics.

Stone Cold Sober Lyrics

Artist: Tankard
Album: Stone Cold Sober

Hey, liste, we're so sick of it
Fire water is the devil's drink
Don't want it, no more chugaloo
Empty Tankard? Fill it up with milk!

Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
No more of that liquod death
No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead

No whisky, you can have our beer
We'll be living in sobpiety
Immortal! Drinking is a sin
Prohibition is a good idea

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

Don't do it! Through your beer away!
There'a a better way to have some fun
At parties, if you wanna booze
Get a six-pack of tomato juice

Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
No more of that liquod death
No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead

Believe it, we are clean and dry
We could play a gig at double a
Headbangers on a water binge
If you're heavy don't you drink and dive

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight

The future - we can see it now
Merchendizing heavy metal link
Thrash soda in the water bar
Multivitamins - we got our fill

Minerals! Vegetables! Health food and some peppermint tea
No more of that liquod death
No more beer! No more booze! We'll play healthy metal instead

Alcoholic days are gone - gonna fight those evil ways
Stone cold sober - gonna stick to the perrier
Alcohol is no more fun - gonna drink our tonic straight
Stone cold sober - and we're all gonna lose some weight
Comments/Interpretations
no comments yet


Name:
Comment:






Related:
Tankard Lyrics
Tankard Stone Cold Sober Lyrics

More Tankard Music Lyrics:
Tankard - Alcohol (in album Chemical Invasion) Lyrics
Tankard - Betrayed Lyrics
Tankard - For A Thousand Beer Lyrics
Tankard - Fuck Christmas Lyrics
Tankard - Nation Over Nation Lyrics
Tankard - Queen Of Hearts Lyrics
Tankard - Remedy Lyrics
Tankard - Traitor Lyrics


© 2014 LyricsDepot.com. All Rights Reserved.
All lyrics are the property of their respective authors, artists and labels.