Lyrics Depot is your source of lyrics to Hermaphrodite by Stephen Lynch. Please check back for more Stephen Lynch lyrics.
Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: A Little Bit Special
She's part girl, she's part boy
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got more, she's got less
She's got her man hood tucked in her dress
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when shes taking a piss?
She's my little girl, yeah, she's my little guy
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that buldge under her nightie?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah, hermaphrodite
Some things are white
Some things black
Some girls wear makeup
Mine shaves her back
She is still beautiful, she is still fine
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my whitie tighties?
It must be hermaphrodite, yeah
Stephen Lynch Lyrics
Stephen Lynch A Little Bit Special Lyrics
More Stephen Lynch Music Lyrics:
Stephen Lynch - Baby Lyrics
Stephen Lynch - Bowling Song (Almighty Malachi, Professional Bowling God) Lyrics
Stephen Lynch - Gay Lyrics
Stephen Lynch - Halloween Lyrics
Stephen Lynch - Love Song Lyrics
Stephen Lynch - Mother's Day Song Lyrics
Stephen Lynch - Priest Lyrics
Stephen Lynch - Walken II Lyrics