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Half A Man Lyrics

Artist: Stephen Lynch
Album: A Little Bit Special

All my days
I live with my disgrace
I€™m afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear

See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I don€™t have a matching set
It€™s a part of me
That just aint there
Please, don€™t stare

Well I€™m a gambling man with out two dice
I€™m like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But I€™m half a man
Yeah, I€™m half a man

Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I can€™t find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear €œball one€?

Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one that€™s there must feel so sad
He€™s a lonely man

Well I€™m a marathon runner with just one leg
I€™m a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
I€™m half a man

Well I€™m a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And I€™m a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And I€™m a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
I€™m just half a man
Yeah, I€™m half a man


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