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Major Pager Lyrics

Artist: Space
Album: Spiders

Mr Major's got a pager because he sells E's
To the Russians who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze
I need no answers to my questions
Mr Major's old and greyer then he's ever been
He lied to us all and took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my answers

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