I Can't Stop Farting Lyrics

Artist: Queers
Album: Love Songs For The Retarded

Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer
And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and I don't know what to do...
HELP!
I can't stop farting <i>[x4]
My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck
Mt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room
I gotta problem and I don't know what to do...
HELP!
I can't stop farting...

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