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New Boobs Lyrics
Artist: NOFX
Album: Ribbed
Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D
I'm not receiving enuff affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams
My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
When I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be
Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic
Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
wherever I go, but I still don't know
The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore
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