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Eddie The Eunuch Lyrics

Artist: Kris Kristofferson
Album: Surreal Thing

Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel
Nasty as an old man's nose
Making believin' he was evil
Struttin' in his mama's clothes

You know that Eddie had a bad connection
Never had a chance to ball
Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby
Dreaming he was ten feet tall

But now Eddie the Eunuch is a rock and roll critic
Sucking like a super star
Slicker than a shoe-shine
Quicker than a two-time
Eddie what a thang you are

Eddie makes a damn good livin', baby
Putting other people down
Eddie couldn't ever forgive them baby
'Cause he wasn't Jackson Browne

Comments/Interpretations

by CJ on 11/23/2015 11:38am
A bit disappointing as it so UN-typically doesn't seem to go anywhere ! In my opinion, way under-par for ' the ol word-smith himself!








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