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Waitret, Please, Waitret Lyrics

Artist: Kinky Friedman
Album: Old Testaments & New Revelations

(Kinky Friedman, Major Boles, Roscoe West)

Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day
Bought coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Caf,
Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
But she couldnâ‚¬â„¢t believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say:

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Eatinâ‚¬â„¢ ainâ‚¬â„¢t cheatinâ‚¬â„¢, Lord it ainâ‚¬â„¢t no disgrace.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,
The waitret said, â‚¬Å“Hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!â‚¬?
â‚¬Å“Well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet,
And if that there ainâ‚¬â„¢t a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!â‚¬?

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Eatinâ‚¬â„¢ ainâ‚¬â„¢t cheatinâ‚¬â„¢, Lord it ainâ‚¬â„¢t no disgrace.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

Youâ‚¬â„¢re the prettiest thing in Dallat, is Dallat your home ?
No, I come all the way from Houton and I feel so all alone.
I used to live in Autin then I come up to big D
In hopes to get my big break on national TV.

Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star â‚¬" but first ...

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Eatinâ‚¬â„¢ ainâ‚¬â„¢t cheatinâ‚¬â„¢, Lord it ainâ‚¬â„¢t no disgrace.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

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