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Waitret, Please, Waitret LyricsArtist: Kinky FriedmanAlbum: Old Testaments & New Revelations (Kinky Friedman, Major Boles, Roscoe West) Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Caf, Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray, But she couldn€™t believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say: Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin€™ ain€™t cheatin€™, Lord it ain€™t no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean, The waitret said, €œHey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!€? €œWell, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet, And if that there ain€™t a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!€? Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin€™ ain€™t cheatin€™, Lord it ain€™t no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. You€™re the prettiest thing in Dallat, is Dallat your home ? No, I come all the way from Houton and I feel so all alone. I used to live in Autin then I come up to big D In hopes to get my big break on national TV. Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star €" but first ... Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin€™ ain€™t cheatin€™, Lord it ain€™t no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. Related: |
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