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They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore LyricsArtist: Kinky FriedmanAlbum: Kinky Friedman (Kinky Friedman) Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin€™ Lone Star beer Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear. €œThey oughta send you back to Russia, boy, or New York City one You just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God€™s only son.€? I said, €œHas it occurred to you, you nerd, that that€™s not very nice, We Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus Christ.€? €œYou know, you don€™t look Jewish,€? he said, €œnear as I could figger I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger.€œ No, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore, They don€™t turn the other cheek the way they done before. He started in to shoutin€™ and a-spittin€™ on the floor, €œLord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore.€? He says, €œI ain€™t a racist but Aristitle Onassis is one Greek we don€™t need And them niggers, Jews and Sigma Nus, all they ever do is breed. And wops €˜n micks €˜n slopes €˜n spics €˜n spooks are on my list And there€™s one little hebe from the heart of Texas €" is there anyone I missed ? €? Well, I hits him with everything I had right square between the eyes. I says, €œI€™m gonna gitcha, you son of a bitch ya, for spoutin€™ that pack of lies. If there€™s one thing I can€™t abide, it€™s an ethnocentric racist; Now you take back that thing you said €˜bout Aristitle Onassis.€? No, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore, We don€™t turn the other cheek the way we done before. You could hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor €œLord, they sho€™ ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore!€? All right! No, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore, We don€™t turn the other cheek the way they done before. You hear that honky holler as he hit that hardwood floor Lord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore. Everybody! They ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore, They ain€™t makin€™ carpenters who know what nails are for. Well, the whole damn place was singin€™ as I strolled right out the door €œLord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore!€? No, we ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore, We don€™t turn the other cheek the way they done before. Well, the whole damn place was singin€™ as I strolled right out the door €œLord, they ain€™t makin€™ Jews like Jesus anymore!€? Related: |
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