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Asshole from El Paso Lyrics

Artist: Kinky Friedman
Album: Old Testaments & New Revelations

(Chinga Chavin, Kenny â‚¬Å“Snakebiteâ‚¬? Jacobs)

We donâ‚¬â„¢t have no lovinâ‚¬â„¢s in El Paso
We donâ‚¬â„¢t go to porno picture shows
We donâ‚¬â„¢t swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

And Iâ‚¬â„¢m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We donâ‚¬â„¢t wipe our asses on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till theyâ‚¬â„¢re married
So hosinâ‚¬â„¢ sheep is good enough for us.

And Iâ‚¬â„¢m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

Iâ‚¬â„¢m proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour

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