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Im My Own Grandpa Lyrics

Artist: Guy Lombardo

I'm My Own Grandpa
Guy Lombardo

Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa

Comments/Interpretations
by Victor Moran on 5/11/2008 4:46pm My family love to hear it so funny
by Kaley Ossie on 5/13/2008 11:20am I love this song!!! It is so funny!!!
by mike on 5/27/2008 6:28pm ...WIERD!!!
by Cassidy on 6/11/2008 8:52am funny , but a little hard to follow .. ;;P
by dani pollard on 6/15/2008 10:06am I really like this song !!!! Its very funny 8•)
by alex and tom dailey on 7/3/2008 12:26pm funny song couldnt stop laughing at it!!!
by Paul R. on 8/1/2008 4:03pm This song is so funny~ i didnt get it at first because I was preoccupied, then the 2nd verse came... it made me laugh:)
by bobby on 8/14/2008 1:15pm ...WOW this song is amazing
by natt n. on 9/23/2008 11:58pm it is so funny i like it
by Alcyone on 9/25/2008 2:25am the kids will grow up confuse that's for sure~ great song~
by chevy95 on 10/23/2008 9:09am this song is twisted, but its extremely funny. i like it. keep doing what your downing.
by lol on 12/5/2008 8:44pm this song is smartly thought of lol its so funny
by Kevin on 12/19/2008 12:39pm thats great thanks!!
by Riley on 12/31/2008 3:28pm This is so dumb, I love it.
by Angel on 1/24/2009 11:18am AWKWARD!!!!
by Alec on 1/25/2009 9:26am so funny
by kim on 1/29/2009 6:24pm craza we had to listen to it at school during gentics cr4aza
by TwilightRocks on 2/7/2009 1:11pm lol this is too funny
by moll on 3/5/2009 9:12pm yeah now try and make that family tree! hah i do!4 hw
by nathan on 3/13/2009 5:54pm i grew up with this song its one of my favorits. extreemly well thought up and verry funny. and i did make a family tree of it. i just cant remember the lines. lol
by Joytotheworld on 4/7/2009 2:35pm It's really not funny. Just because my step daughter married my father does not mean the world has to make fun of us, and insult my way of life. You all should be ashamed of your manners. People are just different.You have to except people for who they really are, not kill their happiness.
by PlayThatISH on 5/5/2009 2:37pm OMG. Confusion.
by omg on 5/15/2009 4:45pm its not that herd to folow but realy kool i wish i was my own grandpah
by flickinator on 5/28/2009 7:45am yo i love this song!!!! its like totally hilarious. omg chillax!
by Labroadorian Canadian on 6/21/2009 9:36am haha :P I just heard this song on the radio. It's funny! lol
by auntie-cousin ALICIA on 6/22/2009 5:26pm i must say this song is funny when it happens to someone else but it has been confusing for my nephew- cousins. my brother,who lived with my father, had 2 children with my step aunt and the boys call my mom grandma and my step dad uncle. auntie -grandma deb and uncle grandpa don . i cant think of any thing else to say to that, but WOW.
by Vancouver rules! on 7/17/2009 5:22pm Somebody should go on Canadian Idol with this song, and it aint to hard to follow. I'm trying to memrze it!!!!!!! Vancouver 3010 olympics!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by louise ireland on 8/3/2009 11:16am bbeen tryin to get lyrics 4 ths song 4 ages, its so funny! gonna learn it and confuse everyone!
by (: on 8/13/2009 2:26am ahh heard this soooo many years ago. this song was always so funny :P
by ravennman on 11/10/2009 7:38pm Why credit Lombardo with these lyrics. Obviously he did not compose them. Search for yourself.

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