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Im My Own Grandpa Lyrics

Artist: Guy Lombardo


I'm My Own Grandpa
Guy Lombardo

Now many many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed

Oh I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own granpa
It sounds funny I know,
But it really is so
Oh I'm my own grandpa

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him br'ther
Of the widow's grown-up daughter who was also my stepmother

Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because altho' she is my wife, she's my grandmother too

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case I ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa
Comments/Interpretations
by Victor Moran on 5/11/2008 4:46pm
My family love to hear it so funny
by Kaley Ossie on 5/13/2008 11:20am
I love this song!!! It is so funny!!!
by mike on 5/27/2008 6:28pm
...WIERD!!!
by Cassidy on 6/11/2008 8:52am
funny , but a little hard to follow .. ;;P
by dani pollard on 6/15/2008 10:06am
I really like this song !!!! Its very funny 8)
by alex and tom dailey on 7/3/2008 12:26pm
funny song couldnt stop laughing at it!!!
by Paul R. on 8/1/2008 4:03pm
This song is so funny~
i didnt get it at first because I was preoccupied, then the 2nd verse came...
it made me laugh:)
by bobby on 8/14/2008 1:15pm
...WOW this song is amazing
by natt n. on 9/23/2008 11:58pm
it is so funny i like it
by Alcyone on 9/25/2008 2:25am
the kids will grow up confuse that's for sure~ great song~
by chevy95 on 10/23/2008 9:09am
this song is twisted, but its extremely funny. i like it. keep doing what your downing.
by lol on 12/5/2008 8:44pm
this song is smartly thought of lol its so funny
by Kevin on 12/19/2008 12:39pm
thats great thanks!!
by Riley on 12/31/2008 3:28pm
This is so dumb, I love it.
by Angel on 1/24/2009 11:18am
AWKWARD!!!!
by Alec on 1/25/2009 9:26am
so funny
by kim on 1/29/2009 6:24pm
craza we had to listen to it at school during gentics cr4aza
by TwilightRocks on 2/7/2009 1:11pm
lol this is too funny
by moll on 3/5/2009 9:12pm
yeah now try and make that family tree!
hah i do!4 hw
by nathan on 3/13/2009 5:54pm
i grew up with this song its one of my favorits. extreemly well thought up and verry funny. and i did make a family tree of it. i just cant remember the lines. lol
by Joytotheworld on 4/7/2009 2:35pm
It's really not funny. Just because my step daughter married my father does not mean the world has to make fun of us, and insult my way of life. You all should be ashamed of your manners. People are just different.You have to except people for who they really are, not kill their happiness.
by PlayThatISH on 5/5/2009 2:37pm
OMG. Confusion.
by omg on 5/15/2009 4:45pm
its not that herd to folow but realy kool i wish i was my own grandpah
by flickinator on 5/28/2009 7:45am
yo i love this song!!!! its like totally hilarious. omg chillax!
by Labroadorian Canadian on 6/21/2009 9:36am
haha :P I just heard this song on the radio. It's funny! lol
by auntie-cousin ALICIA on 6/22/2009 5:26pm
i must say this song is funny when it happens to someone else but it has been confusing for my nephew- cousins. my brother,who lived with my father, had 2 children with my step aunt and the boys call my mom grandma and my step dad uncle. auntie -grandma deb and uncle grandpa don . i cant think of any thing else to say to that, but WOW.
by Vancouver rules! on 7/17/2009 5:22pm
Somebody should go on Canadian Idol with this song, and it aint to hard to follow. I'm trying to memrze it!!!!!!!
Vancouver 3010 olympics!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by louise ireland on 8/3/2009 11:16am
bbeen tryin to get lyrics 4 ths song 4 ages, its so funny! gonna learn it and confuse everyone!
by (: on 8/13/2009 2:26am
ahh heard this soooo many years ago. this song was always so funny :P
by ravennman on 11/10/2009 7:38pm
Why credit Lombardo with these lyrics. Obviously he did not compose them. Search for yourself.
by jesse K on 11/23/2009 12:13pm
haha i love it when my grandfather plays this on the piano
by lela on 12/5/2009 10:55am
this is the most spuid song in the world by the way i am single and sexy
by DFDavid21 on 12/8/2009 1:04am
I remember this from that movie, The Stupids. lol
by Holden on 12/9/2009 7:53pm
I like watching the part from The Stupids and the song is good.I watch the movie and go to that part.
by Holden on 12/10/2009 7:37am
Sing along to this song and dance too!
by Crys on 1/8/2010 8:36am
this is so flippin' funny !!!!!!!!!
i almost peed myself!!!!!!!@#$%^&*(
hahahahahaahaha
by COALMAN on 1/15/2010 11:02am
MY GRANDPA USED TO SING THIS TO US, IT BRINGS BACK GREAT MEMORIES
by kim on 4/18/2010 9:28am
LoL i remember hearing this song in an old movie!!!!
by StuPidS soNg on 6/11/2010 3:59am
Ha ha I loVe thE sOng anD tHe mOvie tHe sTupiDs
by the awesomest on 7/9/2010 5:00pm
the movie the stupids is kinda funny but really stupid. im mean the police and army guys are stupid just like stanly and joan and patuna and the little boy.
by chuck on 7/19/2010 11:41am
its not that confusing the first verse tells it all he married a woman who's daughter married his dad..easy enough :)
by grace on 7/30/2010 6:58pm
i really want to know how he got the idea for this lol....... my friends and i made this chart of this song!!!
by bbhjvgv jg on 8/3/2010 1:55am
Hi all liquid arsholes out there will you marry me i am as dead as dead can be I asked my father to right this for me since i am newly wed
by bye on 8/10/2010 1:53pm
not funny at all because im really my own grandpa
by me on 8/15/2010 9:39am
funny, but kinda hard 2 follow i would never let my dad mary my step daughter kinda kreepy, the whole song is kinda gross actually
by billy bob big cock on 8/23/2010 1:26pm
gay ass song
by P_Lapew on 9/26/2010 12:11pm
Must have been from Hazard,KY.
by padfoot on 12/8/2010 8:15pm
I love this song. lol its hilarious.
by motherf***** on 12/9/2010 3:20pm
this song is so hellarious
by grandpa on 3/19/2011 6:29am
I LOVE THIS SONG! I LOVE TRYING TO
FIGUERE IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by POO on 3/28/2011 3:19pm
POO
by Miceal Vaughan on 4/15/2011 6:32am
I sang 1st two verses of this song as a kid and am now 71, so it's around a while.
by but licker on 4/19/2011 4:08pm
i love it
by shay nay la flay on 7/11/2011 1:22am
this song is confusing and wierd. i use to listen to this song all the time wen i was little
by Dave on 7/30/2011 7:37am
This song has really consumed my brains off. I did my best to follow, but It s way so funny and meaningful though. Thumbs up, Writer. :) Thanks for sharing :)
by By Evelyn on 14/10/2011 05:51pm on 10/14/2011 12:02pm
Waw,i like this song. It's very interesting dat was a vry good brain storm.
by Lekan lambano on 11/4/2011 11:48am
It's complicated. . . But i gat it
by Linda on 11/16/2011 5:39am
this song is really funny.
by Harmony on 11/23/2011 5:23am
I love this song its so funny
by Chinexy on 12/11/2011 5:03pm
Wow dat was a 9ce ryt up...inteligent of hueva did it
by Nkule on 12/19/2011 12:21pm
I'm stil confused
by Emma on 12/26/2011 10:12am
Love to hear this song over a million times. Very intelligent work piece
by Joebabs on 1/3/2012 8:54pm
this song makes a whole lot of sense
by Joe east los on 1/30/2012 6:03pm
This song cracked me up! I never heard any of this artist's work "cool"
by Joe "metalmonster" ramirez on 1/30/2012 6:59pm
This song kicks ass!! (:- D
by Popa bear Joe on 2/1/2012 2:14am
My sons & i love this song we're going to try & come up with a metal vesion on guitars, wish us luck! Lol "love you joseph & michael" yea! Rock on baby!
by vicki minaj on 2/5/2012 1:05pm
Wow dis is so funny and lovely,i wil try to translate it to,am my own grandma
by Orobor on 2/9/2012 4:56pm
I love the song. It's funny
by esty jossy on 4/18/2012 12:52pm
vri funny n confusin..... hummmm i lyk d song
by Aloha me on 4/24/2012 11:35pm
I am doin it for theb talent show
by Ester Perkins on 5/23/2012 8:53pm
My dad used to sing this to us when we were kids. I didn't know it was a real song. I thought it was just one of his crazy songs his dad sang for them. Then I heard it on The Stupids. Then I knew it was really a song.
by jees on 6/21/2012 11:47am
if only i could print this that would be awesome but my grandpa sigs this to me and im young so
by charles amanam on 7/6/2012 1:53am
love this song frm d very first time i heared it. It's very funny!
by Len 14/7/2012 on 7/14/2012 3:01pm
Many years since I heard this song. It is so well thought out,
by dude on 7/16/2012 9:07am
so if my wife is my grandmaw then how is she my wife............im so confused
by TexanByChoice on 7/28/2012 10:38am
This brings back a great memory of the only song I ever heard my father sing from stem to stern. He had a great voice, but never sang in front of others. Here's to you Dad.
by Waka on 9/4/2012 10:21am
So whats that make his horse?
by Natty on 9/13/2012 6:44am
So funny
by Saviour henshaw on 10/22/2012 6:33pm
i like this song, is very funny and my girlfriend realli enjoy it.
by chinedu Alonso on 2/20/2013 4:00pm
i luv this song, though is completed bt is't funy, nice 1
by chinedu Alonso on 2/20/2013 4:01pm
i luv this song, though is complicated bt is't funy, nice 1
by P.boy on 3/4/2013 9:40pm
I love dis sond i would like to know the tittle of the movie they sang this song pls:)
by Anita on 3/4/2013 9:41pm
I love dis sond i would like to know the tittle of the movie they sang this song pls:)
by Rosella on 7/9/2013 11:52am
I luv listening 2d song bt itz kinda complicated........i cnt undestand it.


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