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A Fine Romance Lyrics

Artist: Frank Sinatra
Album: Ring-A-Ding Ding

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven't got a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals
In the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I've never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

Comments/Interpretations

by Peter Bassey on 2/20/2009 10:42am
How about the bit that says

"my heart's not made of plastic
You're the reason Im sarcastic,
cos this is a fine romance"?

Or then the other bit

"You're just as hard to land as the hills of France
I never get the chance...