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Rain Man Lyrics

Artist: Eminem
Album: Encore

Dre (Em)
(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

Eminem (Dr. Dre):

You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I go? 'Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,
Far at other people's expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
It's censorship
And it's down right blasphomous
Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my re--fridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like it's my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Super---man
And how ironic, that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

Cause I ain't got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain Man

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex
Which isn't as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by today's kids
In a more derogatory way but
Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...


You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessica's head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and screw my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich
And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit


Yo, Rain Man
Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)


by annonymous on 5/30/2008 10:37am
this song is fantastic!
by .../ Fit Ass... on 7/2/2008 1:32pm
i fuckn luv ths songg ahahah...<3 n eminem xx
by exxx on 7/5/2008 5:30am
by BLADE on 7/28/2008 9:42am
PHAT song eminem iz da best LYRICALY!!!!!!!!!
by EMINEM FOR LIFE on 7/28/2008 5:52pm
by ihaaa on 9/1/2008 5:34am
my new name is rain man :D
by Koyuki on 9/21/2008 4:37pm
One of my favorite by Eminem. :D
by YOUR MOMS ASS on 10/3/2008 2:28pm
probably the most random song ever. Bravo Eminem, bravo.
by biomeboy on 10/10/2008 4:43pm
by ChiCoDa on 10/12/2008 7:38pm
the fucking song is fucking great!!!
by ico on 11/22/2008 4:37pm
by Ms Mathers on 1/8/2009 8:34am
Jedna z moich ulubionych:D
by The Truth behind the Song on 1/23/2009 6:48pm
Look closely. He has revealed that he is demonicly possed through the demonic occult "Rain Man". Don't belive me? Look up Rain Man Occult.
by I Forgot My Name on 3/22/2009 1:59pm
This song is THE BEST!!! well, not really but it's still god damn good
by Ice-D on 3/28/2009 1:16pm
It's perfect
by Lezzar on 6/2/2009 10:27am
Found a little misstake:

"And I don't gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit"

he says:

"And I ain't even gotta make no god damn sense,
I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit!"

Good translation though, thanks. :)
by Big Ste on 8/3/2009 6:58pm
This song iz 1 of his best and makes no fuking sence wotso eva, i facking lav it
by chrissy on 9/3/2009 11:10am
This song is one of his best! In my opinion Encore is so much of a better album than Relapse...dont get me wrong its pretty good, but songs like rainman and big weenie are sooo funny!
by Bawse on 9/9/2009 11:02am
Dudes rainman is really a demon. Its no joke man.Its related to Occultism n tht stuff
by arpit on 10/10/2009 12:31am
amazing song nice lyrics
by Rapster8 on 10/12/2009 4:47am
damn good song!!!!!!!!!
by moonshinejones on 11/26/2009 4:46pm
Wake up people!!!!! Eminem is asking for help...He has been possessed by the "Rain Man" demon....Just like Jay-z, Rihanna, Kanye West, Lil Wayne and other music artist who have traded the soul for fame and wealth.....Please wake up before you are taken by the occult too!!!!!!!
by Slim Shady Boy on 4/8/2010 11:08am
this song is great :))
by Knoc-Turn'al on 4/19/2010 4:45pm
dr.dre went to sleep.
by truth on 5/18/2010 12:39pm
this has got to do with illumunatis!!! im not afraid is against this hole thing this is why eminem did both songs
by unknown on 6/3/2010 11:35am
How bout you people stop being so fucking sensitive!!!! like what the hell!! We all know rain man is an occult demon but that don't mean he's fucking possessed! Dipshit he does this shit too get ppl intersted!!!! DAMN!!!!
by Truth seeker on 8/1/2010 5:17am
Why do people see d truth and turn a blind eye to it.hip hop has changed to a meduim where demons and the devil controls ones mind and using music artist as their puppets.pls pple wake up.
by Nabster on 9/18/2010 2:36pm
Ppl ths song z great really great and i fucking love eminem bt m scart that i might b possessed by th devel 2;(jst kiding:)
by Nabster on 9/18/2010 2:41pm
Ppl ths song z great really great and i fucking love eminem bt m scared that i might b possessed by th devel 2;(jst kiding:)
by angelofWAR on 11/8/2010 9:42pm
You people are either blind or satanic! GOD forever in my heart!
enimem you are nothing but a white boy from the 313!
by wtf on 12/5/2010 9:40pm
dosent this name mean a devil name? but this song is still funny im mean its saids My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name is....
Rain Man im mean look at this
My soul is possessed by this devil and then Rain Man so i think it means My soul is possessed by this devil rain man thats what it mean
by FTNWO on 1/11/2011 2:45pm
Worshiping devil seems to enjoy the people !

The start of another big mass brainwashing !

regards from France
by oh god on 2/6/2011 2:45am
ok yall its eminem.
I really don't think that first of all he is possessed
he just wants your interest second of all yes we know translated into the bible even that rainman is a demons name
however he makes plain sight of this when he talks about it
its just another great verse of another great eminem song.
Its eminem he's so cool the devil invites him to dinner every Friday night to talk shyt bout michael Jackson
by Denii on 3/2/2011 11:44am
i love this song.i can rap on it..and i'm a 15 year old girl.:) i love eminem and he's songs... although it's Illuminati ... :(
but i love hiiiim
by ttongee on 4/11/2011 4:50am
so sad ol da good artist are one of the illuminati but eminem is tryin to get rid of it soo...gudluck eminem god bless
by homebroski on 4/19/2011 11:59pm
@angel of war i bet ur wite to....
by marshall mathers on 5/25/2011 8:05pm
songs the bomb
by luction on 8/4/2011 2:16pm
luv ya eminem u real rock..ds trck s fckn bomb
by Rain man! on 1/14/2012 2:44am
You dont have brain! My new name is Rain Man!!! Fuck God , Ave Lucifer!
by Laythen Browers on 1/27/2012 12:13pm
I don't care 'bout what I'm posting now or whether that's my real name. I don't care 'bout the illuminati or whatever....... But one thing I do know is that you'll never win. You'll find me on Facebook but this shit is bound to stop. Hahahahaha.......
by Rainshit on 2/5/2012 7:26am
Hail rainman! Your reign is about to end . The prince of light is on his way..oops dont cry,,, his not gona kill u but he will arrange your doughter to suck my black dick.OH YAH!
by Mike on 4/20/2012 10:28am
Go to hell damon&ur successor.
by Bella on 5/28/2012 5:23pm
Everyone is like aaahh I love this song blah blah blah... Really! Can't you guys see how serious this really is. How he raps about a bunch of bullshit and still people follow it like sick puppies!! Rain Man is a demon and everyone liking it just shows how people allow evil to roam around them. I think people should be more careful in what they listen to... They're playing with seriously messed up stuff here!!
by skinner on 6/17/2012 1:40pm
i love shady he is the shit the rainman
by BHObrain on 7/7/2012 5:13pm
I just did a whole song and i didn't say shit, <--- thats the 3rd time he says it, in the song.
1. Listen to shit now cause I won't stand for this
2. Shit, this is the same verse I just did this.. great song :)
by Kenny on 7/31/2012 4:47am
Eminem is fuckd nd his whole illuminati crew. Nd they wuld be more fuckd when they wil be rottening in hell
by Lil kim on 8/14/2012 5:12pm
yo! I wnt u'all 2knw dat dis a real deep shit u talkin.rain man is amngst 'em & 3minem has jux proven 2u'all dat he is Mason.
by anonymous on 9/27/2012 1:26pm
Illuminati song

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