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The Humpty Dance Lyrics
Artist: Digital Underground
Album: Sex Packets
Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
{Chorus:}
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
{Chorus}
Breakdown:
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
{Chorus}
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
{Chorus}
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Outro:
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}
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Comments/Interpretations
at first this song was annoying but i heard it the second time and now i like it how wierd is that?
GREATEST SONG EVER!!!
I'm stoopid and I wuv to da Humpty
Do The HUMPTYYYYY !
stupid if u ask me and sick and perverted!!!!!!!
I'm still doing the humpty dance like he said... when can I stop?
LOVE THIS SONGGG
funniest song ever ;)
haha i love this song!! its the bestest! =]
Peace and Humptyness For ever
this song is badass!!!!
to missbeautiful your just not into this music go back and litsen to your country shit!!
and so far this song is the shit and i love it i could listen to it all day and wont get tired of it!
-"peace,and humtiness forever!"
This song is the best song in the world. People should totally go and buy this album. Let me tell you the truth the song is a total joke. Its a disgrace to the lord jesus christ you should be ashamed of self
Loved this song from day 1!!! Its ridiculous!
how is it a disgrace to jesus?? dude, people, it's just a song. get over yourselves. it's hilarious. i miss the 90's rap. if anything rap now-a-days are sick and perverted. talking about sluts and whores. at least this song never said anything specific.
the humpy dsnce also rules in mexico.
what do the back up singers say in the chorus??
any help?!
humpty dumpty was it a chips company?
do thaa humpttyyy humptyy hump:]
i usually use words that don't mean nothin' like looptid.
i love the crapp outta this song. it's on my myspace page! and for all you morons who say shit like it's perverted and stupid. duh, you assholes, that's his style of music. you're the stupid ass because that's the whole primise of the fucking song! and i agree with ALi, his song compared to the songs today is NOTHiNG!
da shiznit thiz song iz da bomb
this song iz da bomb biatch, and for the record im the one who said just grab him in the biscuts
learn how to spell.
Also you probably weren't even born when this came out.
ur stoopid
this song is so funny. They play it on love line when they get weird shit called in.
I like my oatmeal lumpy
"by NE-YO'S #1 FAN on 8/19/2008 12:46pm
This song is the best song in the world. People should totally go and buy this album. Let me tell you the truth the song is a total joke. Its a disgrace to the lord jesus christ you should be ashamed of self."
You should be ashamed of yourself. He does not like it when people kiss his ass. Kissup
FUNNY SONG!
THE HUMPTY DANCE IS YOUR CHANCE TO DO THA HUMP
OH OH DO ME BABY
GIVE ME GIVE ME THE MUSIC (towards the end)
that's what the backup singers are saying
AND YES THIS SONG IS THE SHIZ!!
DOIN THE HUMPTY FOREVER!
its crazy song , but i like it xDDD Humpty hump 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!
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this guy produced tupacs first Cd me against the world, he was a back up dancer for digital underground (including shock g AKA humpty) before he was a rapper. if it wasn't for this dude adn his funny glasses and fake nose, we wouldn't have ever had Tupac.aint htat some shit?
I was listening to this at a club and bought on my itouch and looked up the lyrics and read at the same time and the lyrics are the best ever
well dont know how its a disgrace just a song now,a,days rap is talking shit, showing off, sluts, and cars but tupac is the bomb so is this song humty hump
i like it so go it's on youtube.it's call fuck me
fuck me
Lumpy, Tupac's first solo cd wasn't Me Against The World My Friend. Pac's first cd was 2pacalypse Now. Me Against The World was his 3rd. And even when Pac was a back up dancer for Digital Underground, he was still a rapper.
y'all should chill out! its just a songg!
& a good song too :D
Muvkah be Loopid!
I love this song! It's so fun, I have been singing it for the last umteen years.....There is nothing sinful about it! Try listening to the top 40 of today then get back to me. This song was just harmless, crazy, fun!
Official 1991 OCHS theme song.
this song is oh so funny!!!
i luvvvvvv it!<3333
<3 Peace Sarah!
i have memorized this song its bad ass piece humpty
I luv this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<3
tuck you:D:D:D
Alright I stopped what I was doin, and Humpty went and ruined, the image and the style I was used to. He drank up all the Hennesey I had in my bar, and when I drove him home he went and puked in my car.......
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom, with a fat girl. Pickle nose is a playa. But for me it wasn't burger king, it was hooters :)
omg..ii didn't knew this song existed..i heard it on step up 2: the street,when the MSA crew is doing The Prank and i liked it..lol..!!
i've heard it before but after seeing step up 2 i keep picturing them dancing in the streets. hahaha
i love this song!
OMG I feel old.. I remember buying this on tape when it first came out...I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. BEST LINE EVER!!!
LOL!!! I agree. its just a song...
Hey mother truckers, it's me, it's me, the big JC, so ya think this song is a disgrace to me? Especially Ne-Yo's #1 fan, you know what a huge disgrace to me is? You ! You are an embarassment to me, my dad, and your parents. Stop mastubating so much, you lousy kissup ! peace out, mah nizzles...JC
I once got busy in a Burger king kitchen....i makie de special sawce..
nvr heard the song a kid at school showed me this and i read it and it looks ok nvr heard of it till today and i wanna kno the dance and i wrk at burger king so i had to clean up anyone who "gets busy in a burger king bathroom"
stfu if and u guys call me a fuckin nigger ill come and kick uer ass
FUCK ALL YALL
is great to fuck to
love the song! love the dance! lol great song!
diz song go sooo hard n i like da video..i herd it on love dont cost a thing lol love it ahahahaahah
"Cuz in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear!"
Brilliant... leaves both hands free to squeeze them titties!!
Cuz in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
tupac is actually in this video as a backup dancer look for him on the stage. he is also performing in this movie called "nothing but trouble" as a backup dancer. That's an old movie with Dan Aykroyd....shit I'm old
The best song ever made
Wow they actually made money off this song!!!
this song is ahh mazing!!!
now i dont wanna clean the bathriooms. dont get this song and see the point! do u peeps actually try and do this dance and be like "humpty"???
Nothing but trouble is an amazing movie! and digital underground really makes that wedding something special :)
ha this song is crazy and i love it.*
Diz song iz da best fuckin rap I heard in a month
Do the humpty hump
The best song ever!!!!!
if u dont like this song then listen to if u think is perverted dont listen to it go listen to fagg it ass kanye or something
the best song ever made i listen to it everyday
My 10 year old son and I can't stop playing this song. It's an anthem for all the imperfect people out there!
heard ppl singin it and i ummm.. ok nxt thing ya know im hooked
Love this song ! 80s and 90s rap is the best, fuck now a days rap :)
HEY I AM A 40 OLD WHITE MAN...
THIS SONG WAS CRAZY/STUPID/FUNNY 20 SOME ODD YEARS AGO...AND IT STILL IS TODAY...GLAD I FOUND IT AGAIN ON I TUNES
that was cool rapp ever
It's your chance to do the hump
Those were the days. I'm still sore from the Humpty Dance.
I love this song !
ha great song:)
missbeautiful you probably think that Hooters is degrading to women and when a girl cheats it was the guys fault Its a song get the hell off your highhorse its a satirical song
gets no better than this
Best rap song ever? Why yes, I do think it is at that.
All yall trippin. Humpty the bomb yall! Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump! Hell Yeah im doin it! :)
i love this!! singing.. "The humpty dance is your chance yo chance to do the hump."
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this is the best song aver if you now what i mean for show
i love this song
Fucking fresh !
you all are lame as fuck this is the worst song ever
Best advice ever--"Just grab em' in the biscuits"
the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump, oh do me baby!!! the first time i heard this song they were doing a 5 hour 90's special on VH1. Once i heard it i couldn't get it out of my head! I frakkin love thee.!!
Greatest damn hip hop song ever. True old school with better beats and rhymes than the trash you hear today.
....Samoans... do the humpty, hump, lol.
Great ol' school party song.
i love country and old school rap this sioong is where its at oh and ditty by paperboy is awsome too
Step up.
even at this stage of life, I had to look up the lyrics, because I still love this song. Also, if you look at the video, and listen to "Same Song" Tupac makes his video debut. Still love Shock G. Peace, and Humpty-ness forever!
I've seen the DJs put this on in packed bars from South Bronx to the UES and it just makes every face smile. It's funny as hell to watch white boys scream "I once hot busy in a Burger King bathroom!"
I Love this song!!!=)Whoever doesnt, Screw you!!!!
Call me!
i was humpty dancing your mom last night beatch!!
Yo yall just cnt jig and do the humty hump wit out callin it a disgrace
Graetest hip/hop rap song ever written. Get with it or get the hell out beeotches!
i likew song
Wow, this song is hilarious! Too bad no one sings like Digital Underground anymore...
Peace and humptiness forever!
old school rap is da shit
Do the humpty! I just want to hump his leg like I'm doing the humpty, that is what he is suggesting right? that we go around humping everything: legs, computer desks, calculators, your boss, his coffee mug.
best. song. EVER
Longe live the humpty dance
m/ sweeeet m/
I'm Spunky, I like my oat meal lumpy
my parents favorite song they played it at their wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;}
This is da BEST song ever. Yae do ya humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump
This is da BEST song ever.
Still great and a real classic.
TO MISS BEAUTIFUL: C'mere, are you ticklish? Yeah, I called you fat, look at me, I'm skinny.
Yo missbeautiful
C'mon, do the humpty-hump!
Yeah yeah, sexy baby.
keep up every time in every wher like hump i love it !
Dis shit is de bomb. Luv dis song!!!! Anf for all dem critisizas dat don't like des song can kiss mu fuckin ass!!!!!! P.s .....do de humpty hump!!!!!!
Let a little bit of that base groove right there "aadoooreear dooore aadooooreear dooore" Yeah!!
to M.myers..i hope you aren't connected in anyway with education or your job impacts anything important. You're probably on welfare or an addict you non-spellin gangsta ho :)
Loved the song when it came out and still love the song
I also look like M.C. Hammer on crack.
Step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
awesome song ever
this right here is my song!!! im doin it as we speak!
man this song is shitass!!!!!!!!!! But still my asshole just loves this bullshit mannnnn..............
COME ONN LETS DO THE HUMPTY HUMP BABY !!!!!!!!!
Heard this is East Stroudsburg at Jock N Jills, amazing song!
this song is bumpin know all the lyrics
The motha fuc***
you missed after "all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee." there is part that goes like this: "I'm steppin taller yall, and just like humpty dumpty, your gonna fall when the stereo's pump me." good job otherwise!!
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
I got this shit down.
Amazing song. First time I heard them was in a movie they sang same song.
Great rhymes! Still turn up the bass when it comes on the radio.
1989 what a great year!
it was awesome when it hit the radio and we used these things called cassettes and sounds just as good today! ;-)
awesome song
Still Love this song, after all these years. It's the ultimate , get the party Jumpin song.
aright... get it straight ppl...no one spells rite online cuz u don't need 2!!!! this isn't a grammar test, it's the internet. [for ur info i have all 'A's in grammar at school]LAY OFF H8TRZ!!!!
ok, also i'm christian and this is a song made for fun,... not perversion. if u hate this song so much ppl, then why on earth did u look up the lyrics, let alone watch the video/listen 2 the song?!!!! i meen rly...
good and fun song. i like it :3
p.s. keep humpty humpin' bros
Every time I hear this song, it cracks me up. One reason it's on my iPod.
This song takes me back.
it takes me back way way back into tym.my old school jam its stil great
Just so all you humpty people know, I actually AM ticklish! :3
#YOHO
I love your song humpty
I <3 u
Love this song. Have been listening to it for many, many years
Who do the Humpty hump y'all
Anyone else jammin to this song 2013!! OLD SCHOOL IS THE SHIT!
If anyone thinks this song hurts Gods feelings, then put on them Humpty glasses and 69 with him, ya fuckin twats!
Jamming @ 9 a.m. to this song. Oh yeah, I'm awake now.....
Grab them in the biscuits Luv it Peace Love and Humpty
...yo, step off, I'm doin' the Hump!
oh god this is the shit
beautiful!!!!!
well my brother in law from san antone-came to L-A singing do the humpty hump----Im not coy, but the song can catch you like a thorn in the flesh, and I think I would just laugh at it cause Adam and Eves sin wasnt the hupty humo, it was dissen God by isobeyin a direct order...now Ladies,....PLEASE????
I luv this song from the first day they play it on MTV! if only they was cool like that now
I luv it, in the video he opens his $5 thrift store jacket to reveal a $2 thrift store shirt, so take that Bradford, Bennet, or Macklemore, whatever your name is, ...
One of my favs! Classic track!
Anyone who thumbs down the Humpty Dance is a wanker!
Correction: and when the "do that stuff" chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump!