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The Humpty Dance Lyrics

Artist: Digital Underground
Album: Sex Packets

Verse One: Humpty Hump (Shock G)
All right!
Stop whatcha doin'
'cause I'm about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo I'm makin' money see
so yo world I hope you're ready for me.
Now gather round
I'm the new fool in town
and my sound's laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Verse Two:
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
that's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
but ya can't get near me
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,
all the girls they adore me
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
'cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge,
both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write.
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now I'm gonna do my dance.
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
Oh, yeah!
Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
It's real easy to do--check it out
Verse Three:
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
Crazy wack funky
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Anyone can play this game
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
No two people will do it the same
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
Humpin', funkin', jumpin',
jig around, shakin' ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Let's get stoopid!
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
Once again, the Underground is in the house
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin' the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
{Music and fade}


by Shadow Blade on 5/13/2008 1:21pm
at first this song was annoying but i heard it the second time and now i like it how wierd is that?
by dags on 6/10/2008 8:28am
by davemanbme on 6/18/2008 11:24pm
I'm stoopid and I wuv to da Humpty
by Daniel on 7/4/2008 2:08pm
by missbeautiful on 7/21/2008 10:08am
stupid if u ask me and sick and perverted!!!!!!!
by TheOtherWhiteMeat on 7/22/2008 1:50pm
I'm still doing the humpty dance like he said... when can I stop?
by A.H on 7/22/2008 9:32pm
by sophie! on 7/27/2008 10:54am
funniest song ever ;)
by hayley on 8/9/2008 1:48pm
haha i love this song!! its the bestest! =]
by yo momma on 8/14/2008 12:54pm
Peace and Humptyness For ever
by unknwon girl on 8/14/2008 11:53pm
this song is badass!!!!

to missbeautiful your just not into this music go back and litsen to your country shit!!

and so far this song is the shit and i love it i could listen to it all day and wont get tired of it!

-"peace,and humtiness forever!"
by NE-YO'S #1 FAN on 8/19/2008 12:46pm
This song is the best song in the world. People should totally go and buy this album. Let me tell you the truth the song is a total joke. Its a disgrace to the lord jesus christ you should be ashamed of self
by Angie on 8/20/2008 6:07pm
Loved this song from day 1!!! Its ridiculous!
by Ali on 8/22/2008 9:40pm
how is it a disgrace to jesus?? dude, people, it's just a song. get over yourselves. it's hilarious. i miss the 90's rap. if anything rap now-a-days are sick and perverted. talking about sluts and whores. at least this song never said anything specific.
by marcpan on 8/23/2008 5:55pm
the humpy dsnce also rules in mexico.
by Jack Rules on 9/5/2008 10:53am
what do the back up singers say in the chorus??

any help?!
by Neil on 9/7/2008 4:25pm
humpty dumpty was it a chips company?
by :) kay-tiee(: on 10/15/2008 7:01pm
do thaa humpttyyy humptyy hump:]
by Pumpty Pump on 10/29/2008 8:18pm
i usually use words that don't mean nothin' like looptid.
by SiLK on 11/3/2008 6:46pm
i love the crapp outta this song. it's on my myspace page! and for all you morons who say shit like it's perverted and stupid. duh, you assholes, that's his style of music. you're the stupid ass because that's the whole primise of the fucking song! and i agree with ALi, his song compared to the songs today is NOTHiNG!
by humpty on 11/10/2008 7:43pm
da shiznit thiz song iz da bomb
by humpty on 11/10/2008 7:44pm
this song iz da bomb biatch, and for the record im the one who said just grab him in the biscuts
by silk is a moron on 11/11/2008 7:23pm
learn how to spell.

Also you probably weren't even born when this came out.
by missbeautiful h8er on 11/12/2008 9:07am
ur stoopid
by Mashashin on 11/24/2008 12:58am
this song is so funny. They play it on love line when they get weird shit called in.

I like my oatmeal lumpy
by jomommahsmomma on 12/10/2008 5:08pm
"by NE-YO'S #1 FAN on 8/19/2008 12:46pm
This song is the best song in the world. People should totally go and buy this album. Let me tell you the truth the song is a total joke. Its a disgrace to the lord jesus christ you should be ashamed of self."

You should be ashamed of yourself. He does not like it when people kiss his ass. Kissup
by MECCA85 on 12/13/2008 6:29pm
by Michelle c/o '97 Representin on 12/19/2008 5:33pm


GIVE ME GIVE ME THE MUSIC (towards the end)

that's what the backup singers are saying


by Jully on 12/20/2008 2:27pm
its crazy song , but i like it xDDD Humpty hump 4ever!!!!!!!!!!!
by lumpy on 1/7/2009 11:02pm
this guy produced tupacs first Cd me against the world, he was a back up dancer for digital underground (including shock g AKA humpty) before he was a rapper. if it wasn't for this dude adn his funny glasses and fake nose, we wouldn't have ever had Tupac.aint htat some shit?
by Fibbit on 1/21/2009 5:13am
I was listening to this at a club and bought on my itouch and looked up the lyrics and read at the same time and the lyrics are the best ever
by ak47 on 1/30/2009 12:20am
well dont know how its a disgrace just a song now,a,days rap is talking shit, showing off, sluts, and cars but tupac is the bomb so is this song humty hump
by christian on 2/3/2009 9:56pm
i like it so go it's on's call fuck me
by ak47 on 2/3/2009 9:58pm
fuck me
by Rodney on 2/4/2009 1:06am
Lumpy, Tupac's first solo cd wasn't Me Against The World My Friend. Pac's first cd was 2pacalypse Now. Me Against The World was his 3rd. And even when Pac was a back up dancer for Digital Underground, he was still a rapper.
by babyyy(L) on 2/11/2009 1:42pm
y'all should chill out! its just a songg!

& a good song too :D
by MomboMan on 2/19/2009 11:09pm
Muvkah be Loopid!
by Old School on 2/25/2009 12:48pm
I love this song! It's so fun, I have been singing it for the last umteen years.....There is nothing sinful about it! Try listening to the top 40 of today then get back to me. This song was just harmless, crazy, fun!
by The Duck on 3/2/2009 7:25pm
Official 1991 OCHS theme song.
by :)sarah:) on 3/7/2009 2:47pm
this song is oh so funny!!!
i luvvvvvv it!<3333

<3 Peace Sarah!
by master rapper on 3/15/2009 2:39pm
i have memorized this song its bad ass piece humpty
by Ciarra on 3/21/2009 7:16pm
I luv this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<<3
by eventually on 3/22/2009 1:35pm
tuck you:D:D:D
by Pigpen on 4/2/2009 4:53am

Alright I stopped what I was doin, and Humpty went and ruined, the image and the style I was used to. He drank up all the Hennesey I had in my bar, and when I drove him home he went and puked in my car.......
by crackhead on 4/3/2009 4:19pm
I once got busy in a burger king bathroom, with a fat girl. Pickle nose is a playa. But for me it wasn't burger king, it was hooters :)
by i heart the humpyt dance on 4/5/2009 6:36pm
omg..ii didn't knew this song existed..i heard it on step up 2: the street,when the MSA crew is doing The Prank and i liked!!
by me too on 4/14/2009 6:06pm
i've heard it before but after seeing step up 2 i keep picturing them dancing in the streets. hahaha
i love this song!
by Pixey on 4/14/2009 7:55pm
OMG I feel old.. I remember buying this on tape when it first came out...I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. BEST LINE EVER!!!
by PHATBOIE on 5/2/2009 9:31pm
LOL!!! I agree. its just a song...
by Jesus " Da BIG JC " Christ on 5/4/2009 4:42pm
Hey mother truckers, it's me, it's me, the big JC, so ya think this song is a disgrace to me? Especially Ne-Yo's #1 fan, you know what a huge disgrace to me is? You ! You are an embarassment to me, my dad, and your parents. Stop mastubating so much, you lousy kissup ! peace out, mah nizzles...JC
by Mahatma Khote on 5/4/2009 5:34pm
I once got busy in a Burger king kitchen....i makie de special sawce..
by connor quillen on 5/11/2009 9:37am
nvr heard the song a kid at school showed me this and i read it and it looks ok nvr heard of it till today and i wanna kno the dance and i wrk at burger king so i had to clean up anyone who "gets busy in a burger king bathroom"
by shad "the gay fag" black man on 5/11/2009 9:39am
stfu if and u guys call me a fuckin nigger ill come and kick uer ass
by Deuce Master on 5/28/2009 11:07am
by this song on 6/1/2009 2:43pm
is great to fuck to
by Pepsicola on 6/2/2009 9:18pm
love the song! love the dance! lol great song!
by jazzie fresh on 6/12/2009 4:28pm
diz song go sooo hard n i like da video..i herd it on love dont cost a thing lol love it ahahahaahah
by Dirty Damon on 6/20/2009 3:34pm
"Cuz in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear!"
Brilliant... leaves both hands free to squeeze them titties!!
by king of goth on 7/25/2009 11:39am
Cuz in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
by poopertrooper on 8/3/2009 4:14am
tupac is actually in this video as a backup dancer look for him on the stage. he is also performing in this movie called "nothing but trouble" as a backup dancer. That's an old movie with Dan Aykroyd....shit I'm old
by Fuad Hasan from BDG city on 8/20/2009 3:33am
The best song ever made
by Demon Angel on 8/21/2009 7:25pm
Wow they actually made money off this song!!!
by bob on 9/4/2009 1:34pm
this song is ahh mazing!!!
by Burger King Worker on 9/15/2009 12:07pm
now i dont wanna clean the bathriooms. dont get this song and see the point! do u peeps actually try and do this dance and be like "humpty"???
by YES on 10/16/2009 8:52pm
Nothing but trouble is an amazing movie! and digital underground really makes that wedding something special :)
by sunshine.* on 10/27/2009 7:33pm
ha this song is crazy and i love it.*
by Eric on 11/5/2009 6:39pm
Diz song iz da best fuckin rap I heard in a month

Do the humpty hump
by Michelle on 11/12/2009 5:20pm
The best song ever!!!!!
by Fazr on 11/12/2009 5:54pm
if u dont like this song then listen to if u think is perverted dont listen to it go listen to fagg it ass kanye or something
by jacob on 11/26/2009 4:31pm
the best song ever made i listen to it everyday
by GZ on 12/28/2009 12:12am
My 10 year old son and I can't stop playing this song. It's an anthem for all the imperfect people out there!
by amber on 1/4/2010 5:16pm
heard ppl singin it and i ummm.. ok nxt thing ya know im hooked
by Oldschoolbest on 1/11/2010 11:38am
Love this song ! 80s and 90s rap is the best, fuck now a days rap :)
by DoULFh on 1/19/2010 12:43pm
by kj on 1/30/2010 10:53pm
that was cool rapp ever
by Orale Vato on 2/9/2010 9:08pm
It's your chance to do the hump
by Market Grasp Media on 2/22/2010 12:18am
Those were the days. I'm still sore from the Humpty Dance.
by ?!?!!?!??! on 3/22/2010 5:51pm
I love this song !
by i love you forever<3 on 3/23/2010 2:30pm
ha great song:)
by MarctheBeast on 3/28/2010 11:54pm
missbeautiful you probably think that Hooters is degrading to women and when a girl cheats it was the guys fault Its a song get the hell off your highhorse its a satirical song
by LiL 40 on 3/29/2010 4:00pm
gets no better than this
by schnuth on 4/2/2010 3:16pm
Best rap song ever? Why yes, I do think it is at that.
by Fosheeze on 4/19/2010 8:23pm
All yall trippin. Humpty the bomb yall! Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump! Hell Yeah im doin it! :)
by Fury on 4/24/2010 8:00am
i love this!! singing.. "The humpty dance is your chance yo chance to do the hump."
by Jeremyislame on 4/26/2010 6:48pm
Peep this and quotes from other hip hop artists at
by oby on 5/2/2010 2:30pm
this is the best song aver if you now what i mean for show
by mj on 5/26/2010 12:05pm
i love this song
by Fresh ! on 6/24/2010 9:40am
Fucking fresh !
by deez nutz on 7/1/2010 11:21am
you all are lame as fuck this is the worst song ever
by Reggie on 7/8/2010 6:31pm
Best advice ever--"Just grab em' in the biscuits"
by i<3jacobalanbrittingham! on 7/13/2010 4:30pm
the humpty dance is your chance to do the hump, oh do me baby!!! the first time i heard this song they were doing a 5 hour 90's special on VH1. Once i heard it i couldn't get it out of my head! I frakkin love thee.!!
by IRISHMAN85 on 7/30/2010 11:08pm
Greatest damn hip hop song ever. True old school with better beats and rhymes than the trash you hear today.
by p-Nut on 8/1/2010 5:31am
....Samoans... do the humpty, hump, lol.

Great ol' school party song.
by old school lover on 8/30/2010 8:51am
i love country and old school rap this sioong is where its at oh and ditty by paperboy is awsome too
by plustenstrength on 9/5/2010 10:14am
Step up.
by dovescry1999 on 9/20/2010 6:00pm
even at this stage of life, I had to look up the lyrics, because I still love this song. Also, if you look at the video, and listen to "Same Song" Tupac makes his video debut. Still love Shock G. Peace, and Humpty-ness forever!
by NYC Bouncer on 9/30/2010 6:57pm
I've seen the DJs put this on in packed bars from South Bronx to the UES and it just makes every face smile. It's funny as hell to watch white boys scream "I once hot busy in a Burger King bathroom!"
by I<3Jacob!!!!=) on 10/3/2010 7:53pm
I Love this song!!!=)Whoever doesnt, Screw you!!!!
by pimps R us on 10/28/2010 2:41am
Call me!
by FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! on 10/28/2010 11:44am
i was humpty dancing your mom last night beatch!!
by Humty Dump on 11/6/2010 7:41pm
Yo yall just cnt jig and do the humty hump wit out callin it a disgrace
by The_Obvious_1 on 11/24/2010 8:39am
Graetest hip/hop rap song ever written. Get with it or get the hell out beeotches!
by 7uyi8y on 11/28/2010 5:16pm
i likew song
by DeathChiliz on 12/8/2010 1:08am
Wow, this song is hilarious! Too bad no one sings like Digital Underground anymore...

Peace and humptiness forever!
by Biggie Smalls is the best rapper on 1/17/2011 7:24pm
old school rap is da shit
by Smallies Big on 2/17/2011 3:49pm
Do the humpty! I just want to hump his leg like I'm doing the humpty, that is what he is suggesting right? that we go around humping everything: legs, computer desks, calculators, your boss, his coffee mug.
by amar on 3/11/2011 9:22pm
best. song. EVER
by Peace on 4/1/2011 9:51pm
Longe live the humpty dance
by Big Like A Pickle Yallz on 4/8/2011 5:45pm
m/ sweeeet m/
by Sean Grady on 5/26/2011 2:50pm
I'm Spunky, I like my oat meal lumpy
by leelee on 6/26/2011 10:27pm
my parents favorite song they played it at their wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;}
by kyle on 7/4/2011 7:56am
This is da BEST song ever. Yae do ya humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump
by kyle on 7/4/2011 8:01am
This is da BEST song ever.
by The best songs every made. on 8/2/2011 3:35pm
Still great and a real classic.
by tyler derden on 8/6/2011 1:11pm
TO MISS BEAUTIFUL: C'mere, are you ticklish? Yeah, I called you fat, look at me, I'm skinny.
by Mr. Rage-Quit on 8/24/2011 9:35pm
Yo missbeautiful

C'mon, do the humpty-hump!

Yeah yeah, sexy baby.
by hamilton on 10/16/2011 1:04am
keep up every time in every wher like hump i love it !
by michelle myers on 11/4/2011 6:26pm
Dis shit is de bomb. Luv dis song!!!! Anf for all dem critisizas dat don't like des song can kiss mu fuckin ass!!!!!! P.s de humpty hump!!!!!!
by cowa on 12/5/2011 10:22am
Let a little bit of that base groove right there "aadoooreear dooore aadooooreear dooore" Yeah!!
by r.s. on 12/6/2011 2:50pm
to M.myers..i hope you aren't connected in anyway with education or your job impacts anything important. You're probably on welfare or an addict you non-spellin gangsta ho :)

Loved the song when it came out and still love the song
by crazywackfuncky on 12/10/2011 3:07am
I also look like M.C. Hammer on crack.

Step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
by oldskoolrap on 1/18/2012 8:23pm
awesome song ever
by oldskoolisme! on 1/29/2012 2:35pm
this right here is my song!!! im doin it as we speak!
by arya on 2/3/2012 10:07am
man this song is shitass!!!!!!!!!! But still my asshole just loves this bullshit mannnnn..............
by Ryanh on 2/5/2012 12:56am
Heard this is East Stroudsburg at Jock N Jills, amazing song!
by Humpyu on 3/9/2012 1:36pm
this song is bumpin know all the lyrics
by Pellin' on 3/27/2012 7:03pm
The motha fuc***
by greg on 3/27/2012 11:58pm
you missed after "all the rappers in the top ten, please allow me to bump thee." there is part that goes like this: "I'm steppin taller yall, and just like humpty dumpty, your gonna fall when the stereo's pump me." good job otherwise!!
by Croney95 on 3/30/2012 9:42pm
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
I got this shit down.
Amazing song. First time I heard them was in a movie they sang same song.
by Paul on 4/18/2012 8:49am
Great rhymes! Still turn up the bass when it comes on the radio.
by jojo on 6/9/2012 12:12pm
1989 what a great year!
it was awesome when it hit the radio and we used these things called cassettes and sounds just as good today! ;-)
by zack on 6/14/2012 12:51pm
awesome song
by MeatyMan on 6/16/2012 10:57pm
Still Love this song, after all these years. It's the ultimate , get the party Jumpin song.
by LeeJoonIsSoCute on 7/19/2012 7:27pm
aright... get it straight one spells rite online cuz u don't need 2!!!! this isn't a grammar test, it's the internet. [for ur info i have all 'A's in grammar at school]LAY OFF H8TRZ!!!!
ok, also i'm christian and this is a song made for fun,... not perversion. if u hate this song so much ppl, then why on earth did u look up the lyrics, let alone watch the video/listen 2 the song?!!!! i meen rly...
good and fun song. i like it :3
p.s. keep humpty humpin' bros
by PMP on 7/20/2012 12:20pm
Every time I hear this song, it cracks me up. One reason it's on my iPod.
by LC on 9/15/2012 10:05pm
This song takes me back.
by ishmael on 9/17/2012 10:44am
it takes me back way way back into old school jam its stil great
by Fat Girl on 9/20/2012 7:11pm
Just so all you humpty people know, I actually AM ticklish! :3
by Baby Girl on 11/9/2012 12:44am
I love your song humpty
I <3 u
by Sridhar the Great on 11/11/2012 1:55am
Love this song. Have been listening to it for many, many years
by Scot on 1/27/2013 3:01am
Who do the Humpty hump y'all
by Julia on 3/13/2013 1:28pm
Anyone else jammin to this song 2013!! OLD SCHOOL IS THE SHIT!
by JesusFuckOnECSTACY on 3/28/2013 7:37am
If anyone thinks this song hurts Gods feelings, then put on them Humpty glasses and 69 with him, ya fuckin twats!
by lucy on 5/4/2013 8:27am
Jamming @ 9 a.m. to this song. Oh yeah, I'm awake now.....
by Da Piep on 5/12/2013 8:28am
Grab them in the biscuits Luv it Peace Love and Humpty
by Sweet Tart on 5/16/2013 8:59am
...yo, step off, I'm doin' the Hump!
by T-dog on 5/19/2013 1:06am
oh god this is the shit
by kevin wynne on 5/21/2013 7:23pm
by mike mestas on 7/9/2013 8:16am
well my brother in law from san antone-came to L-A singing do the humpty hump----Im not coy, but the song can catch you like a thorn in the flesh, and I think I would just laugh at it cause Adam and Eves sin wasnt the hupty humo, it was dissen God by isobeyin a direct Ladies,....PLEASE????
by Katie Scarlette on 8/24/2013 3:41pm
I luv this song from the first day they play it on MTV! if only they was cool like that now
by masvx800 on 12/24/2013 11:01am
I luv it, in the video he opens his $5 thrift store jacket to reveal a $2 thrift store shirt, so take that Bradford, Bennet, or Macklemore, whatever your name is, ...
by DJ Anderson on 7/3/2014 6:36am
One of my favs! Classic track!
by DJ Anderson on 7/3/2014 6:40am
Anyone who thumbs down the Humpty Dance is a wanker!
by John - Correction: on 12/27/2014 6:53pm
Correction: and when the "do that stuff" chump pump points a finger like a stump tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump!

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