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All I Want For Christmas Is Two Gold Front Teef Lyrics

Artist: Cledus T. Judd
Album: Cledus Navidad

Parody of "All I Want For Christmas Is Two Front Teeth"
Donald Yetter Gardner
New lyrical adaptation by Chris Clark
Wamer Bros. Inc. (ASCAP)

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CHORUS
All I want for Christmas is two gold front teeth
(What?)
Two gold front teeth
With a diamond in each
I'd be a G if I could have two front teeth
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas

It's Christmas
And I'm toothless
(Ho ho)
I got a cap in my grill that's ruthless
(Ho ho)
I need a dentist that's both a driller and a jeweler
(Ho ho)
I'm lookin' for a look that's just a little bit cooler
(Ho ho)
I don't want toys I don't want any money
(Ho ho)
I want my carats in my mouth of Bugs Bunny
(Ho ho)
This year the only thing on my list
Is two teeth to match the watch on my wrist

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When someone says "Yo wazzup dog?"
I'll say: "You know I'm doin my plug fizzle
(Right on)
A real OG like ODB
My record sales will triple."

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I'd be like Pimp Dracula
The Spetacula
Cledus T. will be Stone Cold Makea

Here I go again with my funky alter ego
(Ho ho)
Making people laugh is the best gift I know
(Ho ho)
Better wrap it up put it underneath the tree
(Ho ho)
I want a million dollar smile like Master B
(Ho ho)
I'll keep them shinin' like the doves on my duly(sp?)
(Ho ho)
Santa Claus won't you please bring him to me

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repeat CHORUS

That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
That I'd wish you a funky Christmas
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