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Axe Murderer Song LyricsArtist: Camper Van BeethovenAlbum: Camper Vantiquities Why do lovers park down deserted lanes? near haunted houses & homes for the insane. Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed Later escaped when he chopped off their heads Why do axe murderers only attack when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath. Tho there are times I feel softer than most somedays like yogurt & some days like toast Sorority girls & fraternity boys Always deflowered. They're rich & they're spoiled. So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead surprises them lying on her wedding bed. When we're making love now, I feel so exposed Might you impale me or turn into those Creatures that feed on the flesh of the living They hide in the corn between June & Thanksgiving Why do axe murderers only attack when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath. Related: |
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