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You're Pretty When I'm Drunk Lyrics
Artist: Bloodhound Gang
One Night Me And The Crew Hit The Road On A Mission
To Slurp Free Brew And Go Fuzzy Flounder Fishin'
Kayjees On The Hi-Fi And The Keg Was Bottomless
Until We Brought Skip O' Pot2mus
And Daddy's Gonna Get Some Probably Underage And Dumb
And Everybody Knows That The Daddy Eats His Young
Lupus In The Lavatory Making A Big Stink
Macing Up The Toilet Seat And Pooping In The Sink
M.S.G.S Tanked Up And Wizzin' In A Cup
Waiting For A Sprinkle Genie To Come And Drink It Up
Cause I'm The One Bottle Willy With The 12 Horse Ale
After That I Get Silly Like Soupy Sales
Now It's Midnight And I'm Completely Boofy Blitzed
A Six Of Shlitz And The Jew Brew Manischewitz
With My Beer-Tinted Glasses I'm Ready To Bitty Battle
I'm Hungry Like The Wolf But I'll End Up Tending Cattle
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
[X4]
(And I'm Pretty Fuckin' Drunk)
Here She Comes, A Funky Fried Cutie
Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali Is Gonna Get Some Booty
Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie With A Speedy Delivery
You'd Think I Was A Ditch The Way This Chick Was Diggin' Me
But Maybe I Should Check And See If This Is Where I Wanna Be
Hey Lupus Is She Cute? Yea For A Pygmie
Aw! What Do You Know? You're Probably Going Home Alone
And It Wouldn't Be The First Time That I Gave A Dog A Bone
Plus Beauty, It's Only Skin Deep
It's In The Eye Of The Beholder And My Beholder's About To Tweak
I Could Tap That Barrel, In Fact I Know I Can
It's A Mnag A Trois You And Me And Heineken
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk) [X4]
Regrets I've Had A Few
First And Foremost I'd Like To Mention You
For The Sake Of Conversation We'll Call You The Brand New Heavy
Your A Mix Between An Ugnaut And Eugene Levy
You Can Call It Big-Boned, I Prefer To Call It Gut
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I WasnT Gonna Worry
It Was 3 A.M. And I Wasn't Gettin' Squat
So I Rolled You Up In Flour And Aimed It For The Wet Spot
I Was Buttering Rolls Like A Soup Kitchen Christian
Then It Hit Me Something Bit Me While My Little Rod Was Fishin'
I Was Deep Sea Fishing I Took A Fat Chance
But How Was I Supposed To Know That Jabberjaws
Lived In Your Pants
At That Junction I Came To Realize
That Only Frank Purdue Likes Thighs That Size
Fatty Fatty Boom Ba Latty I Gotta Lament
That You Were Not A Girl You Were An Experiment
Cause You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
(You're Pretty When I'm Drunk)
You're Pretty When I'm Drunk
And I'm pretty fucking drunk
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Comments/Interpretations
this guy lays ugly chicks when he is drunk.
GOOOO JIMMY POP
you run into him once or twice heather?
I'm totally gonna sing this to this girl i'm friends with one weekend lol
Your Buddha Your Shamu Your Jabba The Fuckin' Hutt
xD
anyway fucking Blood Hound Gang is the shit and this song if fucking amazing
Fuckin sweet song!
I love blood hound gang and this has got to be one of my favorite songs and I can sing it word for word lol
FAGGS
Whats Up with picking on fat people that smell like tuna melt??? thats not right.
jimmy pop, evil jared and I would make the hotest 3 some known to man kind.
duuuude i love this song, lol me and my friends sing it all the time!!!!
yeeeeeeeeeeboiiiii
And im pretty fucking drunk.....
thats fucking halarious, i love this song.
i fucking love this song.
fickin love this song man xD
jerrr boii:D
Awsome!!! love this Jimmy's stuff never gets old!!!
You Had Harpoon Scars And Your Boobies Were Hairy
I Smelt Tuna Melt But I WasnT Gonna Worry
HAHAH GENIUS.
I love this song. So good.
These guys are geniuses
BTW HAPPEH HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I use "Your pretty when I am Drunk" as a pick up line all the time, 90% of the time I get slapped in the face, but ya gots to have balls!
That shit is all wrong u fuckin' got to learn the song be 4 ya post it on the internet and u need to have balls to do that but you dont have any!!!
I enjoy singing this song in front of fat chicks.
Wo0T
I am a fat chick and I LOVE THIS SONG LMFAO!
Me n my friends do our own version of it with the girls point of view. Not gonna lie, it's pretty beastly. Me being lead n my friends share the lupus part. :)
I'm just sayin'... your pretty when I'm drunk... and I'm pretty fuckin drunk!!!!